J'mpok's Brutal Murder

Posted on Fri Mar 13th, 2020 @ 1:48am by Grand Admiral April Yamaguchi & Grand Admiral M'Tala & Grand Admiral Gregory Turner & Grand General Tom Walther & Grand Admiral Xavier Bell

Mission: Mission 92: O War! Thou Holy Son of Hell, Whom angry Heavens do Make their Minister,
Location: Somewhere in Klingon space
Timeline: June 15th, 2392

B'humkass sat on the bridge of his Vo'quv carrier, waiting impatiently for J'mpok to walk into his trap. After what seemed like days of waiting, one of his bridge officers reported. "We've spotted the Chancellor's ship, he will be in range of our interdictor Negh'var in less than a minute."

B'humkass smiled, anxious to get at his prey. J'mpok will die this day, and he intended to make sure of that. "Good, have the Negh'var power up its interdictor field."

Moments later, a specially modified Negh'var equipped with a warp drive interdictor generator powered up. Any vessel caught within the ship's interdictor field would lose its FTL capability, and J'mpok had no idea he was walking right into a trap. His ship flew right into the interdictor field and lost its warp drive instantly, forcing it to drop to sublight. And that's when B'humkasses forces sprung their trap, dropping their cloaks and attacking J'mpoks Negh'var. They quickly focused on its engines, intending to disable their prey.

The Klingon officers of the chancellor's ship all tried in vain to fight off the attacking Klingon ships. Their engines failed first followed by their shields, within minutes of the attack starting, the chancellor's ship was boarded by several dozen Klingon marines.

The Engineer turned. "Sir. our engines have been destroyed, we can't withdraw," he called

The ships first officer turned to the chancellor. "You must flee. We need you to live.!"

B'humkass personally beamed over to the enemy Negh'Var, beaming straight into the bridge, right next to the ships first officer. With one swift stroke of his ax, B'humkass decapitated the first officer, then, with his personal shield active, he went for the rest of the bridge crew. Laughing maniacally, B'humkass deprived the helmsman of both his arms, before depriving him of his head. Next, he went for the engineer, chopping his hand which held his disruptor off, he then removed both of the engineer's legs and left him bleeding out on the floor.

Jm'pok blinked as he should have seen all of this coming as he fled the sight of his bridge crew being slaughtered before his eyes, he retreated into his office where he proceeded to arm himself with a bat'leth before he waited.

B'humkass laughed manically as he brutally murdered the rest of the bridge crew. Once he was done, he casually walked into J'mpok's office, covered in blood and wearing a malevolent smile. "I'm gonna make you scream, j'mpok, the coward of the empire. And I officially declare this honorable combat for the right to be the chancellor of the empire."

In response, J'mpok swung his bat'leth at his opponent. "We'll see dog!" he snarled as his blade was simply shrugged aside by the personal shield generator that B'humkass was using. Jm'pok had enough time to realize this before he felt a wave of searing pain lanced through him. "Arrgghh!!" he screamed.

With one swing, B'humkass sliced off J'mpoks batleth arm, disarming him quite literally. Then with a howl, B'humkass was on J'mpok. B'humkass kicked the Chancellor on to his back, then with two stroked, he cut off both of J'mpok's feet at the ankles. Then, he cut off J'mpoks other arms in a shower of blood. J'mpok lost both his legs next, blood spraying everywhere. B'humkass then went for the man's torso next, cutting j'mpok in half. Then a decapitating strike silenced J'mpok's screams.

However, B'humkass did not stop with simple decapitations. He kept chopping and chopping and chopping some more. and he didn't stop until J'mpok's body was nothing but small meaty chunks on the floor.

Bhumkass licked the blood off his lips with satisfaction. He put away his axes and grabbed J'mpok's severed head, commenting. "You will make a great wall decoration for me."

He then called for his ship to beam him out and once he returned, he then ordered his ship to open fire on J'mpok's vessel, not caring that there were still a few of his own marines still onboard. B'humkass took the pleasure of feeding J'mpoks chopped up remains to a bunch of his hungry Targ's. And he had made sure to record the entire event, to present it to the high council.

Hours later, B'humkass, presented J'mpoks head to the high council and proclaimed himself high chancellor of the Klingon Empire. The recording was not just picked up by the empire, but by the Klingon empires neighbors as well. One high council member made the mistake of objecting to B'humkasses rule, but B'humkass simply pulled out one of his axes and brutally killed the council member right there on a live visual feed by throwing an axe directly at him, the axe embedded itself into the Klingon's face, he dropped to his knees and then fell on his face, all without a sound. After that, no high council member decided to challenge B'humkass openly, and they declared him the new chancellor.

Meanwhile in the federation, several of the highest ranking Federation Admirals were watching this event on the Federation news network channel.

Admiral Greg Turner watched in silence. "Well that was uplifting." he quipped. "So what do we do now?" he inquired of the other Admirals around him. "We all know that this guy is a deranged loon."

Xavier Bell simply shrugged. "I dunno, maybe send him a Federation gift basket."

"Oh so vivid, what a wonderful imagination you have," Turner responded in a rather dry tone of voice.

April Yamaguchi spoke up. "Gentlemen, this is not helping us," she commented quietly. "Please?." she paused. "Thank you. Now I'm going to move additional forces back to the border and the areas we presently hold but I expect them to counter-attack soon."

"That would be very prudent," Kurso mentioned. "This guy is a violent psychopath. I've managed to keep track of him for several months now, and he is highly erratic, extremely narcissistic, and has a tenancy to randomly lash out at any time, even more so than the usual Klingon. He has spouted more than his fair share of anti-Federation and anti-Romulan rhetoric, so it is quite likely he could lash out at us or at any of the empire's neighbors at complete random. He believes that Klingons are superior to every other species in the galaxy and that they have a divine right to conquer the whole galaxy, you can practically guarantee he is going to start a war with someone. He is also known for either attempting or outright exterminating entire species on a whim. He's done it to two separate species..."

Yamaguchi almost couldn't believe she was hearing this information, it confirmed her worst fears. "Alright. I'll pass the word along to my ships and troops." she nodded to Walther who was sitting nearby who nodded back at her.