Fun Happy Time

Posted on Thu Feb 27th, 2020 @ 8:01pm by Commander Tienn Iteela & Commander John 'Nuke Em' Sheridan & Commander Sokanon It'kla & Lieutenant Commander Toshnarr & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Commodore Siaxx "Bluemoon" Dvald-Vaxx MD & Lieutenant Commander Torenna Cel & Jillian "Phoenix" Sullivan & Director Tienn Gyce & Grand Admiral April Yamaguchi

Mission: Mission 25: Prudes Will Be Prudes
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1220Hrs - February 4th, 2391

Wondering where everyone was at. Torrena Cel found herself wandering the hallways, rather bored and wishing for some excitement, and carrying a bottle of rum. She didn't have to go far as she heard a lot of noise coming from sickbay. Walking into sickbay she found at least 20 women inside, all of them butt naked. "Um, am I missing something here," She said, a bit surprised.

Siaxx raised an eyebrow, she stood before all of her various female medics as she simply handed the Intelligence officer a PADD. "This is the situation..."

Meanwhile, Toshnarr regarded all of the females before him. "This will be educational. For the idiots in security.. that is.... will you be hitting anyone?"

"Nope.." Siaxx responded before she looked at the female intelligence officer she didn't know. "We're going to make a stand because of this human high culture that needs to go."

Torenna handed Siaxx the PADD saying, "Dammit, why did no one invite me." And then faster that anyone thought was physically possible, she was completely out of her clothing as well. One of the medical people gave her an odd look, and Torenna said," What, I'm petite and proud of it." She then took her rum bottle, and proceeded to down what was left of it, ending up completely hammered out of her mind."

Siaxx raised an eyebrow before she shrugged. "Well... I had no idea you liked to cause trouble...." she paused. "I'm not going to tell you my birthday... you might prank me.." she paused. "Ladies... is everyone ready?"

She smiled as she watched everyone nodded. "Alright.. lets move out then..." and with that Siaxx led her twenty or so nude females down the hall.

Toshnarr followed the ladies out the door, he kept his silence as a security guard shouted something before Toshnarr grabbed him and he picked the smaller human up, he opened his mouth and let out a loud roar as the Security officer cringed. "Aaaarrgghh...."

Siaxx smiled. "I think Toshnarr is enjoying himself."

Toshnarr gently let the man down. "Run along now... and... keep this to yourself..." as he smiled a big toothy grin, the guard defecated himself as he ran away.

Meanwhile John Sheridan came around the corner. "Siaxx"

"John.. Whats new?"

"Oh not much... I want to see this go down...mind if I tag along?"

"By all means.."

Sheridan smiled. "Excellent... When this all ends... drinks are on me in the Green Dragon after it ends.."

Tienn chuckled softly. "This should be interesting."

Sokanon chuckled softly as Fleet Admiral April Yamaguchi came around the corner in naught but her skin. "Ladies..." she greeted them.

Torenna pointed at April, saying," Wait, aren't you the Commander of Starfleet Forces beta quadrant?"

April Yamaguchi smiled. "Indeed I am, yes." she responded. "I heard from various people something was going on... so here I am...Why?" she inquired. "am I at the wrong party?" a wide smile on her face.

Torenna just stood there speechless, unable to figure out what to say to this one, when Gunther rounded the corner, found himself face to face with over 20 naked woman, shook his head, and just walked the other way.

A few of the ladies all smiled as they reached their destination. April Yamaguchi slowly smiled as she watched the Bajoran woman who was clearly the target of their collective angst.

Sheridan proceeded to light up with a stoogie. "Mmm... Say... Benice... you have company.." he said in a disdainful tone before he took his leave, full aware of the shitstorm that was even now rapidly heading towards his location, he wanted to avoid the thunder and lightning.

Benice stood up stiffly from the brig desk and limped with her cane enough to stick her head out of the room to see what was going on.

Torenna ran past the desk going, "Weeeeeee," Looking at Gyce, with her eyes getting increasingly cross eyed, saying, "Hi how are you doing, will you be my friend." She took one step forward, then fell flat on her back, out cold.

"It's Benice," Gyce spoke with a frown. She was a bit unsure of what to make of this woman. "Are you under the influence. Miss?"

Siaxx laughed at the situation, why bother controlling it as she regarded the Bajoran woman.

"I'll take that as a yes," Gyce sighed, stood up from her desk, and gently took Torenna by the arm. "Can you walk?"

Tienn came over. "Let me help you with her." and with that the nude Bajoran female reached down and helped pick up the unconscious Betazed woman. "Where to?"

"Umm..." Gyce paused as she registered nude bodies. "Why are you all not wearing clothing?"

"This is a formal protest." Siaxx explained. "Due to your treatment of one Lt Commander Hakaya Vakar. We're here to protest your treatment of her.. Also you're treatment of a minor who is pregnant leaves much to be desired."

"No one has manhandled the minor and she was even offered clothes. She refused," Gyce countered as she confronted Siaxx with a heavy lean on her cane. "As for Commander Vakar? She was given a warning before, and violated the law a second time, in front of said minor. Which warrants an arrest. So I will ask all of you very politely, to disperse and go back to your work and put clothes on."

Siaxx turned her head. "If any of you wants to go ahead and leave... I won't think less of you."

A half dozen of the nurses and Doctors that had gathered took the opportunity to quietly slip away, feeling the point had been made.

Siaxx meanwhile wasn't quite so sure. "I want to visit Rachael Yamaguchi... because I honestly don't trust you."

"Given this is our first interaction, I cannot fault your feelings," Gyce spoke sincerely. "Be as it may, she is not alone. She is with her sister. And the only way you see her is by being put in there with them."

"That's fine..." Siaxx responded. "I came to make a point... and I don't think I've made it...at least not to anyone who matters anyway."

"All right..." Gyce sigh and stepped aside. "Anyone wishing to be arrested for indecent exposure instead of returning to your quarters and acting rational? Head this way for processing."

April stepped forward. "Oh please... put a sock in it." she responded in a disdainful tone. "I want to see my nieces... now stop fucking around and take me to them."

"Processing first, Admiral." Gyce spoke very respectfully to her, despite April not having clothes.

"Oi!"

Gyce has just gently taken Siaxx's upper right arm into her hands when she turned to look at the person that shouted at her. She never got to see fully. For a left-handed punch caught her off-balance and broke her nose.

"You gals need ta learn how ta get arrested all proper," Phoenix sighed as she bent down in her blue PJ's and acted as if she were going to hit Gyce again.

The security officer was alert this time and tried to use her cane to shunt the attack. Only Phoenix caught the wooden cane and splintered it with her prosthetic.

"Nighty night, Bitch." Phoenix spoke quickly and hit Gyce again. This time in the jaw, which knocked Gyce hard against the wall and dazed her.

"Shall we, ladies?" Phoenix as she took Siaxx's hand in hers.

Siaxx regarded Phoenix, as she slowly smiled. "Alright." she paused. "You okay?" Siaxx inquired a moment later.

"Yeah," Phoenix answered, though even she was not so sure. She still felt the urge to pound on Gyce.

Siaxx made sure to grab Phoenix's hand. "Easy.." she said quietly. "Take a deep breathe..." she said softly.

She did, but that did not help much. Phoenix loathed the Bajoran for reasons unknown to her.