Did You Get Run Over by an Elephant Last Night

Posted on Mon Mar 9th, 2020 @ 6:56am by Lieutenant Commander Elizabeth Yamaguchi-Solusar & Lieutenant Commander Kameron "Foehammer" Solusar-Yamaguchi

Mission: Mission 81: They Shall Have Wars and Pay for their resumption
Location: Various Locations - USS Dreamcrusher
Timeline: Apr 10th 2392

Renhai was in the middle of a conversation with Zuko when she noticed Elizabeth walk in, or rather, stumble in as she looked like she had been run over by a bull elephant. "What happened to you."

Lieutenant Elizabeth Yamaguchi limped into sickbay. "Ow... Ow.." she whimpered. "Uhhh... You could say something like... Ow.." she whimpered. "Oh stop laughing at me like that.." as she picked up her medkit after signing herself in. "Ow." she sighed. "I swear.. Ow." she went over to the nearest biobed that thankfully wasn't in use. "Okay... lets see." she muttered to herself. "Renhai... Stop looking at me like that.."

A moment later, the door opened and in came Lieutenant Kameron Yamaguchi, he had a wide grin plastered on his face but he too was limping. "Hey.. Doc... Ow.."

Elizabeth chuckled softly. "I didn't think you'd make it." she said to her husband.

"Yeah.. well.. No pain, no gain right?" Kameron responded. "Yeah about that..."

"Considering I'm surprised that either of us made it out of our quarters... No, no pain at all is good." Elizabeth responded.

Renhai grabbed a medical tricorder and she could smell it on them.
"Ok. Elizabeth, I know you like trying out new things, but four hours of Klingon style sex is something humans and Halanans are not meant to go through."

Elizabeth grinned softly. "Ahh.." she responded, as she gave herself the once over with her tricorder. "Yep... I tore something...things.." she sighed softly.

Kameron sighed softly. "You did say harder. I don't seem to recall you complaining at the time." he sighed at his wife.

"I have no intention of complaining, the sex was truly wonderful." the tall Halanan woman responded, a smile still on her face.

Renhai looked over her scan results then mentioned. "Well, I'm going to need you two to move to one of the private rooms, unless you want to show off to all of sickbay."

Elizabeth shrugged and lifted her hand to the waistband of her pants but Kameron gently indicated the private room. "Nah... Come on you.... My wife is an exhibitionist.." he lamented.

"I didn't think you cared..."

"To be honest.. I don't mind but I do not need half of sickbay staring at your ass like they've never seen it before.."

Elizabeth paused. He had a point and she knew it too. "A private room will do please?"

Rehnai nodded and grabbed a medkit, and once the three of them were in the room, she then said. "Alright, now you two can strip."

Elizabeth shrugged before she began stripping off her uniform as Kameron did likewise. Moments later she was nude and Kam was too with both of their uniforms folded on the bed, hers was next to her with her underwear on top and his was nearby.

Renhai first inspected Kameron, and she was quick to notice Kameron had the worst injuries, particularity in his groin. "I take it you probably can't even sit down right now."

Kameron nodded. "It hurts too much." he responded with a soft sigh as Elizabeth felt the cool breeze on her skin, she found it something of a relief.

Renhai accidentally brushed her tail on Elizabeth while working on fixing the damage to Kameron. "Well I can tell you this much, no sex for you today or tonight. Not gonna happen."

"Lovely." Kameron responded. "Well I do have schoolwork to do so I'll get on with that." he responded evenly.

Elizabeth sighed softly. "I've got stuff of my own to catch up on anyway. I need to drop by Roanoke to visit with a few of their medics and nurses.."

Renhai then pointed at Elizabeth. "And you, you need an education on how to be gentle with your victims."

"I wasn't the only one who was abusive.." Elizabeth responded. Kameron nodded. "Yeah... It was more a mutual thing Doc.." he then let out a sigh. "A bit over the top though.."

Renhai finished up with Kameron then turned her attention to Elizabeth, whom was in bad shape but wasn't as bad as Kameron.

Elizabeth regarded Renhai in silence as she went about her work. "So... tell me something... Whats with the lack of any kind of Oral techniques or positions among the Akurians.?" she inquired. "I've been looking into the matter.."

"Oral techniques," Renhai asked, not sure at to what Elizabeth was asking."

"Oral sex.." Elizabeth responded, a soft smile on her face.

Rehai got a look of distaste on her face. "Ugh, that is one human technique that neither myself nor my species has much taste for."

"Due to smell?" Elizabeth responded, with a knowing tone of voice. "Okay... makes sense to me."

Renhai nodded. "Yeah something like that. Tried it once, found it disgusting, no intention of doing it again. We do have more sensitive noses after all."

"That explains that... So... No sex then?" Elizabeth let out a sigh. "Fine... be that way."

Renhai looked at her padd. "saying well for you, if you are super gentle, you could have it, but definitely nothing rough."

"I'll give the homework a rest for a change..." Elizabeth responded with a soft sigh. "Besides Kam has been helping me out as my study fellow... Since I am presently without one..."

"What are you studying," Renhai asked while she tended to Elizabeth's injuries.

"Counseling for sex therapy." lizabeth responded. "I need to know what I'm talking about so I have been reading up and I have been experimenting." the tall female explained. "If I had a study fellow it would assist me greatly... But I don't.."

Renhai finished up fixing up Elizabeth then finally added," Well, I can definitely help you with that, I Do have thousands of years worth of experience after all. "

"I welcome your assistance... I will mark you down as my study fellow." as Elizabeth smiled, clearly at ease in the nude.

Rehai nodded as she worked on filling out the paperwork. Then when she was done she looked up at Elizabeth and Kameron. "Well you two are free to put your clothes back on. The rest of the crew probably wont appreciate you two prancing around in the nude"

Kameron began to dress in silence as Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. "Why... You do it... Maybe I want to embrace my inner furry.."

Renhai gave a small smile but replied. "Yeah but I have fur, you two dont."

Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. "Thats beside the point." she protested. "Besides.. I think I look good in my skin."

Kameron gently handed Elizabeth her bra and panties. "Wife of mine... please get dressed... You cannot win."

Renhai just gave Elizabeth a look.

"Well.. If you guys don't groom yourselves.. You tend to show everyone everything, especially when you bend over."

Kameron gently grasped his wife's hand, he slipped her underwear into it and then he slid her fingers closed. "Elizabeth.. come on... get dressed... otherwise Selgae might throw you in the brig... While she might not... Lets not tempt fate..."

"Right.." With that said. Elizabeth began to don her clothing, mintes later she was tugging on her boots before slipping on her uniform jacket.

Renhai decided to be a little playful, "Oh, you mean like this," and with that she stuck her tail in the air bent over and waggled her rear end at Elizabeth, showing everything off in the process.

Elizabeth sighed softly. "Yes... Just like that." she responded in a rather dry tone of voice.

Kameron laughed as he sat down on the bed. "Well it could be worse... right?"