The Bull and the Horns

Posted on Mon Mar 2nd, 2020 @ 1:46am by Commander Luhanna Wintersnow & Company Sergeant Major Jeffery "The Mountain" Duval

Mission: Mission 38: Last One Out, Get the Lights
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 2000Hrs - July 27th, 2391

Lt Commander Luhanna Wintersnow was enjoying a drink when she heard a rather angry looking woman enter the Green Dragon, a soft sigh escaped her lips as she watched the woman she didn't know begin arguing with the bartender over a drink or some such.

Luhanna raised her hand as the bartender turned and came over to her. "Yeah Commander. what'll it be?"

"A scotch. whichever brand you have... I'm not picky.."

"Thats what I like about you Commander... you're not complicated."

"Yeah.. considering your a fukin slut.. Alien freak."

Luhanna sighed as she growled, before the crewman levitated off of the deck by herself as Wintersnow opted to teach her a lesson in manners.

Kosidiota struggled as she tried to get free but she couldn't move. "Hhhuuugghhh." she moaned as Luhanna choked her.

Moments later, she released Kosidiota. "Mind your tongue.... or else.."

Meanwhile Mudphit was watching someone get thrown off the mechanical bull. He himself was drunk off his mind, looked at Nat Weber saying, "Hey Bibth, Oi Bek I cab Sthaay on theb ull Lober tham youb can."

Nat Weber rolled his eyes. "Sure... whatever.." he slurred the words as he too was hammered out of his mind. "Ten crehits... or else.." he tossed back his drink except he missed and splattered Bremer with it after he turned his back.

Luhanna meanwhile settled in to watch as Duval emerged from his office to sit down next to her. "Can I buy the lady a drink?"

"Sure." Luhanna grinned at him. "But first..." she indicated the mechanical bull. "I want to see this..."

Bremer pointed at Weber," Youb Birst Fussy."

Weber chuckled. "Fine." and witht hat he climbed ontot he bull. with a moderate ammount of difficulty he was able to grab on and hold tight.

Wintersnow smiled. "Ten credits he lasts ten seconds."

Duval chuckled. "Cheapskate.." he responded. "I'll see you're ten and raise ten more.."

"Ohh... you must be rich.. your on."

Bremer immediately cranked the controls on to maximum setting, sending the bull bucking wildly.

Weber screamed as he fought to hold on. "Bremer.... you bitch!. I'm gonna... woah.... fucking.... kill... you!" as he fought to hold opn for dear life.

Mudphit laughed drunkenly as Weber, then said," Youb Iziot, Len Be show you Hou it don.

Mudphit clumsily climbed up on the bull while Kosidiota watched curiously. Weber, itching for revenge, cranked to bull up the highest it would go, somehow, Mudphit clung to the bull for close to 13 seconds, when a loud snapping sound could be heard, and Mudphit went flying. His massive bulk landed on Kosidiota, crushing her neck, while his head slammed into a table, cracking his skull wide open, bits or brain and skull fragments flew from the nasty wound. Mudphit was dead in seconds, while his body voided. Koslazi, whose head was under his rear, was conscious long enough to detect the smell before blacking out herself.

Duval sighed softly. "Well... someone gotta let Zara know that her bull is wreaked." before he tapped his combadge. "Duval to Sickbay. I have two more dead bodies for you."

The response that came back was a soft growling sound as Toshnarr's voice came over the com system. "Easy kitty... no.. not you." as the massive Gorn was doing paperwork with his feet up on Siaxx's desk, with Shonax the cat, sleeping on his massive chest. "What do you got Duval." he inquired before gently placing the small cat onto the desk.

Shonax was not impressed and he said so with a loud protest of a meow which the com system caught and everyone in the lounge heard it.

"Well... its two fat peopl-"

"Very well... Beam them to the Morgue and I will process them myself."

"Willdo." Duval responded as he went about arranging it. Moments later they were gone as Duval sighed. "Well this night is ruined."