Shonax the Troublemaker

Posted on Fri Feb 28th, 2020 @ 10:51pm by Lieutenant JG Rachael "Ripcord" Yamaguchi-Cullen & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Commander Luhanna Wintersnow & Company Sergeant Major Jeffery "The Mountain" Duval
Edited on on Wed May 26th, 2021 @ 10:51am

Mission: Mission 31: The Ashes of Eden
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1200Hrs - April 9th, 2391

"Meow?" Shonax complained as he could detect the scent of others nearby, he had gotten out of his own quarters and now, he was lost as he called for Dora or either or the two large people he cohabited with.

He looked up as he mewled softly, he sat down as he reached up, taking a swat at the item, knocking it off of the table, he reached down as he picked it up between his jaws and he turned and ran off.

The door had yet to close so out he went and down the hall he ran.

Shonax reached the end of the hallway as he set the PADD down but he heard sounds coming so he turned and fled, leaving the PADD behind.

Shonax turned left down the second hallway as he kept moving.

Richard Henderson, in his usual swagger, strutted down the hallway, naturally feeling rather self important of himself, noticed the fallen PADD on the ground. Picking it up, he started to flip through it curiously, and then had a look of shock when he saw the contents. After standing there, surprised, a slow grin grew across his face and he then went to the green dragon with the padd.

Hakaya had heard a noise from her bedroom and walked in, looking for the noise. She didn't find anyone, but noticed a few of her things where knocked off the table. Sighing, she went to pick them up, when she noticed her PADD was missing.

Meanwhile Richard Henderson walked into the green dragon, and approaching a group of crewman and marines, he casually dropped the padd on the table, saying, "Here, you lowlifes need some entertainment."

The other crewman looked at him with disdain as he strutted off, and one of them picked up the PADD and began to look at it. Another crewman looked over his shoulder, and seeing the contents of the PADD, he commented, Ugh, what the hell, who is the damn furfag on the ship."

All the other crewman and a few marines began to look at the PADD in curiosity, as it was passed around the room. It want long before one of them commented, "Hey, this belongs to Lieutenant Commander Vakar."

Another replied with," Ah figures, of course it be the cat to be the owner of that shit."

The door opened and in came three officers, Commander Torilla Yamaguchi along with the Sergeant Major, Lt Commander Luhanna Wintersnow followed them in. "Well it could be worse." the Draenei commented, the Draenei was wearing her regular uniform with a lab coat over the top of it, it was normal fare for her these days but the blue lab coat was something new.

Luhanna went over to the four marines. "Hey Gents. Whats up?" as Yamaguchi quickly got the impression something wasn't quite right.

"You boys gonna answer the lady?" Duval inquired, his bass voice stood out among the crowd which went silent.

One of the marines attempted to hide the PADD while a crewman simply said, "Um, we were just sharing a joke ma'am."

Wintersnow raised an eyebrow. "Really... then maybe you'd share the joke with me?"

Duval noticed something. "Private... pull out your hand slowly...and bring the item with you..." he growled as he dropped his hand to his phaser. "I mean it... "

Wintersnow gently moved two of the marines, chairs and all over without effort as she slid in with a fifth chair. "Now boys... regale me... please... with the joke?"

Yamaguchi was watching carefully from the bar as she held her glass in one hand.

The private looked like he was suffocating, so he just slowly pulled out the PADD, saying, "its nothing sergeant major."

Duval narrowed his eyes as he snatched the PADD out of the privates hands. "Give it here..." he quickly glanced over it. "What the fuck is this?" he growled as he handed it to Luhanna who gave it the once over, her eyes went from their light cyan to a deep red as the tabletop suddenly splintered as cracks began appearing and radiating from where the Draenei was sitting. "Gentlemen.... I would start talking.... or I will make you feel pain the likes of which... you've never imagined."

One of the crewman was quick to answer. "it was the asshole of a diplomatic officer, Richard Henderson. That dickhead dropped the porno padd on the table, telling us we needed entertainment." All the other crewman and marines where quick to start agreeing with him.

Yamaguchi raised an eyebrow as she slipped off of the stool she was perched on as she came over. "Whats going on?"

Duval gently took the PADD back off of the Draenei. "Someone having a private joke at the expense of one of the kitty clan." he then handed her the PADD.

Torilla raised an eyebrow. "Mmmm..." she then took a mouthful of her drink. "Where did you guys get this again?"

Luhanna answered that one. "Apparently Ensign Richard Henderson dropped it off.."

"Henderson mmmm." Yamaguchi responded as she drained her glass. "I see.... and he doesn't really answer to anyone save Zara and me."

"Thats about the long and short of it." Duval answered.

"Alright.." Yamaguchi regarded the Marines. "Anything else you guys wanna say before I weigh in here?"

Meanwhile Ra'Vak walked in, and noticing a couple of his engineering crewman within the motley mix that was being grilled, he walked over to Torilla and asked," Whats going on here."

Yamaguchi regarded the Marines. "Alright... go on, get out of here... before I change my mind.." before she turned, a wide smile appearing on her face. "My little demon... how many times must I tell you to not sneak up on me?" she inquired with a grin. "But to answer your question... a little detail on how someone was able to acquire someone else's artwork..."

Ra'Vak raised an eyebrow curiously, "OK, then, I guess I wont ask any more."

Yamaguchi regarded the Romulan. "Probably best that way.... excuse me... I need to reach out and call someone."

Yamaguchi turned and went out of the lounge with the PADD in hand. "Yamaguchi to Teval, yo, you busy?"

Teval as quick to reply, " No not really, what is it."

Yamaguchi glanced down at the PADD in her hands. "I have a PADD belonging to Hakaya, I don't know how exactly it got out of your guy's quarters... but a few marines saw what was on it... I'm assuming its artwork..." she paused. "It could also be porn..." she then shrugged. "You up in the tower?"

"No I'm with Karryn, near our quarters."

"I'm on my way." as she tapped her combadge, with that, Yamaguchi began walking down the hallway, due to her long legs, she ate the distance quickly. "I hate stupid shit like this." she muttered to herself as Rachael came from around the corner as she walked beside her mother. "Yo"

"Mom, fancy meeting you here." her child responded as Torilla handed her the PADD. "Incident in the lounge, this was the cause."

Rachael nodded as she leafed through the pictures. "Oooh." she raised an eyebrow. "Mom... this is smut. Its also Hakaya's..."

"Fantastic." she paused. "I need to talk to your Dad..."

"Oh?"

"I need more porn.." Torilla responded as Rachael chuckled. "Mom... Simply ask Dad and go get laid... bed him well.."

A few minutes later, the two women reached their destination as Rachael greeted the two Kurokuri. "Hey guys." she commented as she handed the PADD to Teval. "Hakaya somehow.... lost this..."

Torilla kept her silence as she decided to let Rachael do the talking.

Teval took the padd, while karryn asked curiously, what's that about. Teval simply sighed, showing karryn one of the pictures, and answering, "My sister's drawings." Karryn looked at the padd, seeing a very high quality, but very pornographic drawing of a male kurokuri, she did not recognize, prompting her to comment, " Wow, your sister can draw really good, I'm jealous."

Teval nodded," Yeah, actually we are both pretty decent artists, though Hakaya is better than I am." He then turned off the padd and looked back at Rachael and Torilla, "Where was this found."

"Apparently Ensign Richard Henderson dropped it with a group of Marines in the lounge... I think the four of them are heading to sickbay... Luhanna nearly strangled all four of them..." Torilla explained. "Pissing off a Draenei is... I've found to be quite unwise."

Rachael chuckled softly. "Thats... one way to word it."

Teval thought for a minute, then asked," Richard Henderson, Thats the diplomatic officer right?"

"Yep... I'm going to find out exactly how he acquired the PADD.." Torilla commented. "If its a security issue... then I'm going to have to see Lieutenant's Sheridan and Gyce about it." she then smiled.

Rachael gently took the PADD back off of Teval as she pulled up a picture. "Hakaya is a hell of an artist.. This one is a masterpiece."

Teval nodded, "Yeah, we both do a lot of drawing in our spare time, we generally just don't go showing it around though. Though unlike her, I generally don't draw much in the way of porn. She on the other hand, well, she does feel a bit deprived at times."

Rachael thought about the statement. "You have a point."

Torilla regarded her daughter. "Hmmm?"

"Well mom, there are so few Kurokuri aboard, two males to be specific... Aerin and her brother. so she has slim pickings.... whereas I, on the other hand, can select anyone..." she paused as she regarded her mother with a suggestive look in her eye.=

Yamaguchi regarded her daughter. "Feeling a little deprived are we?"

Rachael paused as she blushed. "Umm... well.."

Torilla had a wide smile on her face. "Okay. I got this... go on..." before Rachael sighed. "Alright.." the shorter woman took her leave as she departed.

Teval sighed, saying, " Yeah, unfortunately for hakaya's case, she is dealing with the problem that of the only two kurokuri males on board, one is her brother, and the other is an asexual even by Akurian standards. So she is stuck with a lot of alone time in that department. "

"Lovely." Torilla commented. "I can only truly mate with my husband... all overs seem to develop some kind of an allergy to me because of my connection to my husband. So I have an idea of how she feels.."