Fat Guy Crushes Skinny Guy

Posted on Mon Mar 2nd, 2020 @ 1:39am by Lieutenant Commander Toshnarr & Staff Sergeant Yuri Grissom

Mission: Mission 38: Last One Out, Get the Lights
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 2100Hrs - July 26th, 2391

Yuri looked around at the absolute mess that was the barracks room where Jamin and Bamin where bunked. He then looked at both of them saying, "You two get your shit straight, or I'll have the sergeant major come down here and deal with you two personally."

Both of them nodded nervously as he left the room. the two of them began to clean up when Bamin picked up Jamin's porn stash. "Ugh, you have some sick taste's fatass."

"Fuk you asswhipe" Jamin responded as he snatched the PADD out of Bamin's hands. "Mine...or I won't fucking help you clean up your shit!"

Bamin waited until Jamin started cleaning up and wasn't paying attention, then gave Jamin a wet willy.

Jamin screamed as he swing his fists, catching Bamin with the PADD which damaged it. "You fuck!. You Tool! You broke it!"

Bamin clutched his bleeding nose, then picked up some moldy rotten food that had been on the ground, and threw it straight into Jamin's face.

Jamin screamed. "I hate you!" as he furiously wiped at his save, trying to get the slime off of him. "Gawd, you is evil..... vile bastard."

Bamin flipped him the bird, cleared off his bed, saying, "Fuck this, I'll deal wit this in the mornin.

Jamin sighed as he gave up. "Fuck... no worth cleanin." as he climbed onto his bunk, taking a moment to get himself comfortable as he picked up a second PADD that he deliberately left up there for when he wanted alone time.

He smiled as he looked at the erotic pictures as he sighed softly, before he gently started jacking off to them.

Bamin heard the creaking sound of the bed being made by his brother, but failed to notice one of the bolts falling out of the bunk. "Sick fuck," he muttered under his breathe."

Jamin sighed as he tried to keep his breathing down then his heart, after much abuse and living life in the fast lane, finally stopped working
properly as Jamin clutched his chest. "Uhh.... ooohh... eeeeh.... oooh.."
before he dropped back onto the bed, having not yet gotten his rocks off before his death.

Bamin started to drift off, not noticing his brothers death, when about 10 minutes later, he heard a loud cracking noise that woke him up. He sat up, and noticed a foul stench, "Jamin, you fat turd, did you shit yourse-"

With a sudden loud crack, the top bunk broke completely, falling on Bamin, snapping his neck. he remained alive for only a few seconds as he barely registered what happened before blacking out.

Yuri came in the room about an hour later, first noticing the mess, and was about to yell at them when he noticed the collapsed bunk. He then tapped his combadge saying, "Yuri Grissom to sickbay, medical emergency, can you beam Bamin and Jamin Bremer directly to sickbay."

A soft hissing sound could be heard before Toshnarr responded. "Let me see.... Mmmm... they are both already dead... I'll have them beamed to the morgue."

"Stand by for transport." a second voice cut into the conversation.

Toshnarr found himself looking at the two bodies in the morgue. "Ahh... more work for me to do. I'll have this sorted out shortly and the paperwork on Siaxx's desk in the morning... excellent and I thought my night was doing to be dull." he explained. "Thank you, Corporal Grissom."