Cleaning, Cleaning, Clean!

Posted on Mon Mar 2nd, 2020 @ 1:41am by Master Chief Petty Officer Uldyssian Davis

Mission: Mission 38: Last One Out, Get the Lights
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 0800Hrs - July 27th 2391

Crewman Apprentice Koslazi growled. "Mickidiot. get out of the ladies bathroom you perverted fucktard!" as she wet a toilet roll and threw it at him, it exploded as soon as it hit his nose and she was rewarded with a very loud scream.

"Agggh," Mickidiot squealed, "but the men's bathroom is dirty and smelly, its clean in here."

"Thats because you left it dirty. you sick fuck." the woman screamed. "GET OUT!!!! NOW!!!! you sick fuck"

Mickidiot picked up a soap dispenser and threw it at Koslazi, hitting her in the chest and getting soap everywhere, all while squealing," Your not a lady anyway, your just a transvestite."

Koslazi screamed as she went for him, arms outstretched, she wrapped her hands around his throat as she tried desperately to squeeze the life from him. "Now I keel you!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.

Fortunately for Mickidiot, his bulk made it hard for Koslazi to get a good grip. He reached out for the nearest thing that he could get ahold of, a toilet plunger that had just recently been used, and stuck the plunger right on her face.

Koslazi screamed into the plunger as it muffled the sound of her voice before she let him go, she then snatched the toilet plunger from him before she kicked him.

Koslazi in her zeal, kicking over a large trash can which also knocked over a large consignment of cleaning supplies which went everywhere, spraying chemicals around.

Meanwhile Kozlazi was working Bremers pants off as she was fully intending to make him her bitch. "I'm going to make you scream my name!"

Mickidiot began flailing his arms wildly, screaming," Rape, Rape, RAPE..." In his flailing he managed to hit Koslazi in the face once.

Koslazi smiled as she finaly got his pants off. "I'm gonna rape you into the ground... you little bitch!".

Meanwhile several dozen meters away Uldyssian Davis went into the men's bathroom as he needed to pee when he noticed it looked like a warzone. "What in the name of the seven hells happened in here" he inquired as he went over to the urinal.

He could hear the soft sounds of someone screaming nearby so he finished in the bathroom before he turned and went in search of the sounds he was hearing.

A few minutes later he opened the door to the female bathroom as he blinked then his temper fused white hot. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!" he roared at the top of his lungs as he regarded the two people fucking on the floor.

Mickidiot continued to wail pathetically while Koslazi was on top of him.

Uldyssian blinked his eyes. "Crewman. get off of him..." he growled. "Now!"

Mickidiot pointed at Koslazi, "She is being mean to me, she threw a toilet paper roll at me."

"Really... looks like you two had a great time having a good fuck in here so shut your face... get up and pull your pants on... please keep your pants on... getting that image out of my mind will take forever." he growled. "in the mean time... get this place cleaned up and I want it shipshape and Bristol fashion in an hour." he paused. "OR ELSE!" he roared. "Get to work!"

He then grabbed Koslazi's arm. "Lets go." and with that he almost hauled her out of the bathroom. "You are fucking insane... and for that. you're going to clean the men's bathroom...I want it cleaned up in an hour or I'm going to do to you... what you did to him... MOVER IT OUT OF HERE!" he screamed in her ear.

Mickidiot pouted and then pulling his pants on, went over to the cleaning closet. Pulling out a bucket and mop, he just began pouring whatever random cleaners he could find, emptying an entire bottle of bleach, ammonia, and a couple of other cleaners and solvents. He wheeled out the bucket, put the mop in there, not realizing he was starting to get lightheaded. Looking out the floor he realized slowly that he needed to pick up the trash. Dropping the mop on the floor, he began to pick up the trash, not even noticing the mop was beginning to dissolve. It took only 5 minutes for the fumes to build up to the point of where he passed out.

Meanwhile in the men's bathroom. Koslazi growled as she licked her lips as she relized she tasted something truly foul as she turned and fled, she wanted to throw up.

She dashed into the women's bathroom, as she tripped over to the fallen and bloated body as the fumes began to work on her. She impacted with her head impacting a toilet as she ended up with her face in the toilet water as she began to thrash to get her head out. "Nooo..." she screamed with her head underwater, while she screamed she began breathing in water and she drowned moments later.

About an hour later, Alyssa opened up the bathroom door and smelled the fumes. "Oh, Damn, what the fuck," She commented as she backed away from the door.

Uldyssian sighed as he came back to check on his two charges as he noticed Alyssa McKinley shying away from the door to the ladies bathroom. "Whats going... whats that smell?"

Allyssa walked away, saying," Some nasty chemical, fuck what happened in there."