Idiocy and Stupidity - Tribble Edition

Posted on Mon Mar 2nd, 2020 @ 12:40am by Lieutenant Commander Toshnarr & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Commodore Siaxx "Bluemoon" Dvald-Vaxx MD & Master Gunnery Sergeant Chalan Fal

Mission: Mission 37: The Troubles and Tribbles
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1200Hrs - July 17th, 2391

Chalan paraded in the six stooges, as he called them, Mickidiot Bremer, Mudphit Bremer, Kosidiota Punphuck, Koslazi Munphuck, Bamin Bremer and Jamin Bremer, into the main cargo bay which had come thoroughly infested with tribbles. He then had them all stand in a line and briefed them. "Alright, this ship is infested with tribbles, so it is up to you six to clean them out. I have provided bins for you to put them in, so first, you start here, in the cargo bay. Now get to work." When Jamin wasn't looking, Bamin tied his shoe laces together.

Jamin took one step or rather he tried before he went down, flat on his face.

Kosidiota found this to be hilarious as she screamed in laughter, before Jamin kicked her legs out from under her before he began making his way over to her, murder in his eyes.

Mickidiot reached over as he pulled Kosidiota over to him. "Settle down pig, that'll do."

Chalan just shook his head, saying, "Keep in mind boys, I don't care how much you idiots fight, just keep in mind, don't injure yourself too much or you will have to see the Gorn."

Mudphit suddenly went stone white and wet himself.

Jamin reached down as he untied his shoe laces. "Bamin, I will murder you." he growled.

Kosidiota laughed. "Sure... you and what army.!?"

The door opened as Richard Henderson whimpered, followed by a rather angry looking Torilla Yamaguchi. "Move it!" she jabbed him once. "Chalan..." she greeted the marine present. "This guy lost some command codes... please... make him suffer?" she inquired.

Chalan raided an eyebrow, "really." He then turned to Henderson," You, start cleaning up the tribbles, your working with these idiots, now get to work," Chalan produced a bullwhip.

Henderson screamed in fright as he dove for the floor, cowering in terror.

Jamin laughed before he tripped up over Henderson, splattering a half dozen tribbles with his mass.

Torilla sighed. "Its never dull with these idiots around." she responded. "I need a drink... assuming it doesn't come with a tribble."

Chalan shook his head then said," None of you are going to get off shift until this is all cleaned up. I'll be back in an hour, If i catch you sleeping, Ill hang you from the yardarm by your entrails."

Chalan then looked at torilla saying," Want to go for lunch."

"Sounds lovely" Torilla smiled at the marine, with that the two turned and departed, leaving the stooges to work.

Bamin waited until they where gone, then snuck up behind Henderson, whom was frantically trying to clean up the tribbles, and gave him a massive wedgie.

Henderson screamed as he threw a tribble at the target, it bounced off of Jamin who rushed at him, as if he were a gorilla, knocking Henderson over and landing on him.

Henderson screamed.

Bamin just laughed stupidly at his brother while mudphit tripped and fell on mickidiot.

Meanwhile Koslazi looked at Kosidiota, saying," You, drop your pants, I want your ass."

Kosidota threw a tribble at her in response. "Fuck you!" she responded with a growl.

"Ooooh. I wanna see porn.." Jamin moaned softly. "this be good."

Mudphit attempted to get up and let off a big fart right in Mickidiots face while Bamin sat and watched Koslazi chase Kosidiota.

Mickidiot gasped as he coughed and spluttered. "God,...." he dropped to his knees. "horrible..."

Kosidiota found herself falling on her face as she felt the other woman start to work her pants off. "Nooo!" she screamed and wailed as she felt her pants pass her knees.

Koslazi dropped her own pants, revealing the strapon she already had and got to work.

Mudphit meanwhile clumsily got to work but tripped and caused a bunch of boxes to fall on Jamin and Bamin. Bamin enraged threw a box at Mudphit but missed and hit richard henderson

Richard Henderson felt the crash as he went down like a rock.

Jamin shoved the boxes asside as he watched to watch the porn as Koslazi who had Kosidiota bent over a crate as she was having her way with the other woman. Bamin threw another box at mudphit but missed and hit Henderson again. Mudphit threw a box at Bamin but missed and hit Mickidiot.

Mickidiot went down like a rock, out cold.

Jamin still ignored everyone while he watched the porn.

Mudphit in his war with Bamin, threw a box that hit Koslazi and knocking her clear away from Kosidiota. Koslazi, with a big lump on the forehead, got up enraged and began to chase mudphit. Mudphit attempted to run away, but Koslazi hit mudphit with a boot, knocking him down, then she pulled his pants down and began to violate him.

Jamin screamed as he went in to the fight, his main target was Bamin, who'm he managed to place in a chokehold.

Mudphit screamed loudly as Bamin, desperate to get out of the chokehold, headbutted Jamin in the nose.

Jamin growled as he squeezed tighter, the blood flowing down his face until he was forced to finally let go.

Bamin then brough his elbow on Jamin's balls, then as he was released, he picked up a nearby broom and whacked Jamin hard with it.

Jamin went down in a heap, while Koidiota found her pants and put them back on. Kosidiota then pocked up the box and whacked Koslazi across the head with it, knocking Koslazi clean out, while Mudphit just laid there moaning.

Bamin and Kosidiota, the only two really conscious at this point, just sat there and did something for about 5 minutes. Bamin, bored, then took out a marker and drew a penis on Richard Henderson's face. He then put a tribble down his shirt as Richard Henderson began to stir. Several of the others began to stir as well.

Henderson blinked awake "Uhhhh..." he rolled over as he mashed his hand onto Koslazi's womanhood as he winced. "Eww.." as he pulled the tribble out before throwing it across the room. "Why do I get tasked to work with you fucktards."

"I not a fucktard!" Bamin screamed as Henderson turned to face the rushing idiot, he sidestepped at the last moment before swinging his foot and Bamin went flying into the nearby stack of containers, knocking it all down on him, buring him in crap.

Henderson sighed. "Fuck this.." as he sneezed as he broke out in hives.
"What..." as he sat down.

Kosidiota looked at Richard Henderson, then pelted him with a tribble. Bamin, once he recovered from being thrown in the boxes, threw another one at Richard Hendersons face.

Richard Henderson found himself on his back with a ringing sound in his ears. "I... hate... you.... all."

Jamin then walked over and let pout a large fart right in Hendersons face, when bamin commented, "Screw this lets blow this joint." both of them where about to leave the cargo bay when suddenly, a massive grizzly bear materialized right in front of them, and let out a massive roar.

Bamin went stone white in fear and fainted, while jamin voided his bowls and ran, but tripped over several boxes and fell on his face knocking him out. Mudphit just payed dead, while Koslazi and Mickidiot remained unconscious. Kosidiota screamed and ran away, running face first into a bulkhead and knocking herself out.

Richard Henderson shook his head as he tried to clear the fog that seemed to have settled into his brain, he heard the roar as he turned his head slowly. "Ohgod, gohgodohgodohgod... " his speech cut off as he clutched his chest before keeling over, now dead from a stopped heart.

The grizzly bear disappeared and Peeves appeared in his place, cackling madly. Singing a tune he then left the cargo bay. Chalan as he was heading back to the cargo with Torilla, was singing, "Ding Dong the witch is dead."

Torilla regarded Peeves as she raised an eyebrow. "This cannot be good." before she entered the cargo bay. "My goodness.. the man who did this is a professional.." Torilla commented with heavy irony.

Chalan looked around the cargo bay without the slightest indication of surprise. He first noticed Jamin and Bamin, both unconcious in the middle of the cargo bay, Jamin spelling of fece's. Henderson was sprawled out amidst a bunch of boxes. Mickidiot was groaning in the back, his pants down for some reason. Koslazi was nearby, on her back, pants also missing and the strapon clearly visible. Kosidiota was unconcious over on the side, with a major nosebleed, and muckidiot was unconcious over in the corner, his face looked like it got smashed in.

"This doesnt even remotely surprise me anymore," Chalan commented in a flat tone.

"Thats the frightening part." Torilla responded as she regarded the fallen. "wow..." she spotted Kosidiota nearby, with Crewman Mudphit as she spotted Kozlazi near him, wearing a strapon. "Well now, this looks promising.." before she started laughing. "did they have an orgy in here?" she inquired before she caught the stench. "Oh dear god.. can fat people really go one day without voiding their bowels..?"

Claan shrugged and walked over to Richard Henderson, and gave him a light kick in the foot.

No reaction

Chalan kicked harder.

No reaction.

Chalan kicked Hendersons balls.

No reaction.

Chalan pulled out his tricorder and scanned Henderson, then said," This guy is dead."

Torilla looked almost cheerful. "Well... imagine my disappointment." she commented in a dry tone. "I feel sorry for medical.." she paused. "do you think Tienn could be permitted to look at this case?"

Chalan shrugged and tapped his combadge," Chalan to sickbay, one body to beam in."

Lt Commander Dvald sighed softly. "Thank you Chalan. Have it beamed to the Morgue please." she turned as she found herself needing someone she could reply upon. "Dvald to Toshnarr. I have a body to autopsy... would you mind terribly?"

"I will handle it." came the response.

Chalan looked at Torilla, saying "Whelp, Im just going to leave these idiots here, you dont mind do you."

Torilla smiled, the first really serious smile seen on her face in quite some time. "No... I won't mind... I see nothing here... lets get out of here... leave this place as we found it."