Tribbles, lots of Tribbles

Posted on Sun Mar 1st, 2020 @ 11:17pm by Division Admiral Elizabeth MacKean & Commander Siaxx Warfield & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Lieutenant Commander Kameron "Foehammer" Solusar-Yamaguchi & Saki Yamaguchi-Cullen

Mission: Mission 37: The Troubles and Tribbles
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1200Hrs - July 11 2392

Rykar walked into the green dragon where her mate, Lakai was behind the bar. Looking up at Rykar, Lakai commented, "Hey Rykar, whats up."

Rykar sighed, annoyed, "I'm just dealing with people in my department."

"The Ferengi again."

"Yes, the Ferengi."

Lakai shrugged, "Oh well, can I get you anything."

Rykar nodded and Lakai went to go fetch Rykars meal. opening up the cabinet to get out some ingredients, he found himself surprised by multiple fuzzy creatures in the cabinet eating the contents. Rykar looked up as Lakai walked out holding several tribbles, "Uh, where did these come from."

Rykar just facepalmed as she let out a sopft growl.

Meanwhile up in the captain's ready room a tribble found the jar of nuts and started eating.

Zara. Half-baked and reading supply requisitions on the planet surface, the captain rose her head up when she heard a pleasing purring noise. Instantly she laughed loudly and tapped her combadge, "Hey Teval? There's a cute furry bunny ball in here. Hehehe."

Hakaya looked at Teval saying, "the fuck." Teval just shrugged, then realized what it was, blurting out, "Shit, tribbles have gotten loose on the ship."

Meanwhile. Torilla was sitting on her sofa, wearing a very simple nightgown which hid very little as she heard one of the cats scream as it attacked something, she lifted her head as she watched Jorge brought over something large and clearly dead. "What the hell is that?" she inquired

Jake raised an eyebrow. "Jorge get hungry?,.... did you feed him a steak?"

"No." Torilla raised an eyebrow. "too furry...and... eww... what is that?" it was then that she felt something land on her, she left out a shriek in terror as she jumped to her feet. it was another one of the same animals that Jorge had just killed as another two of the cats went for the one that Torilla tossed off her abdomen.

Ra'vak, whom was in engineering, felt something soft and fluffy fall on his head. Looking down at the fallen object he noticed what it was. Picking it up, he said, "Huh, a tribble."

Kashi stuck his head out from the open air vent above, saying, "Sorry the little things are all over in the ventilation system."

Ra'Vak just shrugged, then a look of horror came across his face as the implications set in.

Uldyssian Davis caught a tribble out of midair. "Oh fuck.." he growled. "Guys, we need to capture all of them and place then somewhere secure."

Meanwhile, Elizabeth Yamaguchi was taking a shower and as she soaped herself down, she felt something land on her head, she screamed at the top of her lungs in outright terror, a moment later the bathroom door came in as Kameron came charging into the bathroom, he went into the shower, picked up the tribble and hurled it into the wall as hard as he could, splattering it as he caught his wife who slipped. "Easy Beth... I got ya..."

"It was... a..."

"I know... a tribble."

"a What?" Elizabeth looked confused.

"Yeah... come on. let's get you out of the shower."

"Hang on...." Zara finally came back over the comm. "You mean those cute furry bunny balls are tribbles?"

Torilla answered. "Yeah." she responded. "Its a zoo out there." he commented. "I can hear Elizabeth's fright... who set these lose?"

Rykar answered over the comms, "Grek."

Torilla screamed down at the tops of her lungs. "GREK!!!!" she roared at the top of her lungs.

Teval and Hakaya both walked into their room to find Silversnow eating one of the tribbles. Teval then tapped his combadge, saying, "Hey Torilla, maybe we should let the cats loose to eat them all, Silversnow is already gorging herself on one."

"Someone kill the Ferengi... If Roanoke dies, I will not be happy," Zara spoke over the comm.

A rather slow and evil smile spread across Torilla's face as she shared a look with Jake. "Excellent..." she said it with a slow and sinister air. "See to it. We'll be feeding these cats cooked tribbles for weeks."

"If I put mine in an aquarium? Can I keep it? It looks adorable," Zara asked after she heard her tribble cooed again.

Torilla raised an eyebrow. "You do know that seventy percent is devoted to sex." she responded. "round up the tribbles... " as she took a moment to adjust her minimal nightdress.

"I still want one though...." Zara sighed heavenly and could be heard over the comm going, "Pretty kitty-kitty."

Torilla sighed softly. "Unbelievable," she muttered as she flopped on the sofa, she closed her eyes as a tribble came out of the ceiling vent, it landed on her breasts. Torilla opened her eyes as she glared at it. "Do you mind..?" she commented. "Nobody feels me up other then my husband, Zara and the Deltan...and you... my little fluffball are none of the above." as she gently plucked it with her thumb and forefinger before she tossed it away. "Vile creatures."

Teval at this point just ignored the tribbles when Karryn and Aerin came around the corner. Noticing that both of them where still very scraggly, Karryn shook her head," You two look pathetic." Aerin gabbed Hakaya''s hand while Karryn grabbed Teval's, saying, Lets get you two cleaned up."

Neither of them protested, as Karryn took them over to their quarters. Teval looked into the bathroom saying," When did you guys get a bathtub."

Karryn shook her head saying," Teval, you are really bad at paying attention, we got it about a month ago."

Teval shrugged as Aerin filled the bathtub with warm water. Once filled Karryn got both Teval and Hakaya to get in. Both Karryn and Aerin grabbed brushes and went to work cleaning out Teval and Hakaya's heavily matted fur. After getting both of them Wet, Karryn fully noticed just how thin both of them had gotten. Shaking her head, she commented," You two are such a mess."