Fighters Make Great Christmas Tree Angels

Posted on Sat Feb 29th, 2020 @ 3:26pm by Division Admiral Thomas Lasky & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Chief Warrant Officer Ryi "Taffy" Amlari
Edited on on Sat Feb 29th, 2020 @ 3:35pm

Mission: Mission 33: Losing the Peace
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1500Hrs - May 4th, 2391

Zara and her XO were already up in the tower in preparation for what she knew was SOP when two CAGs operated in the same TG. Kwan was the sensible one, and Zara knew she had nothing to worry about there.

But she had this childish grin when she arrived up in the tower, as if she had this really big secret.

"How long until the birds are all back in the barn?" Zara asked as she walked over to the replicator for some buttered popcorn.

Teval was already in a lousy mood, thanks to having to make sure that nothing got out about Rachael having flown a combat mission yesterday. Looking over at Zara, he asked, "What are you doing up here, you never come up here."

"I know something you don't," Zara teased as she pointed to the tactical display. "We have a guest coming you guys may want to meet."

Teval eyed Zara suspiciously, "Somehow, I am thinking that this person is not someone we want to meet."

"Well if it's who I think it is, you'll want to meet them, if only to be artistically inspired," Zara winked at Teval.

The door opened and in walked Torilla Yamaguchi. "Has he arrived yet.... what did I miss?" she regarded Teval and Zara.

=^= This is Major Sullivan requesting permission to land, =^= came the chatter on the comm line.

"A shame Phoenix is hiding in her officer," Zara smirked for she knew what sort of arrogant pricks the Rowling had.

Zarloos meanwhile nodded his head. "Confirmed Major, permission to land granted.."

Torilla meanwhile made herself comfortable. "So... whats going on?"

"Kwan told me he thought that it would be polite and right for Major Sullivan to report in to the Task Group CAG... Phoenix," Zara explained to everyone in the room while the comm was muted. "I say let him through. He's a Rowling pilot... They know they're the best wing in the fleet so it'll be fun to reeducate him."

Teval looked at Zara, saying, "Major Sullivan? Isn't that phoenix's younger brother."

"Oh yeah," Zara laughed while she watched Direwolf hotdog into the hangar with some sort of fancy three-sixty lateral rotation before landing in the middle of the hangar. "Poor Kwan... He hates his pilots. And most of the non-Vulcans fly like this arrogant prick."

Teval looked down at the hangar with an extremely unimpressed expression, "What the hell is that amateur doing, is he trying to cause an accident."

"I believe he's trying to put it out on the table so pilots here think he's good," Zara implied with a humored grin. "He's only a once ace though."

Hakaya looked down at the hangar deck as the cockpit opened, "Why is he leaving his fighter parked in the middle of the landing zone, who does he think he is."

Meanwhile, Staff warrant officer Erib th'Zarath, the current on duty signals officer, approached the fighter, saying, "Hey pilot, you can't leave your fighter, that's the landing zone."

"The rest of your CAP isn't due in for another ten minutes, which I'll be gone long before then, Staff Warrant." Robby waved him off in a very snooty manner as he headed to the ladder that went up to the CAG's office.

Teval noticed as the pilot casually told his LSO to fuck off, and he wasn't too happy. "Well Zara I see your point, want to teach this arrogant prick a lesson."

"I say we make his bird look all pretty," Zara grinned evilly.

Zarloos had to stop himself from going bananas. "What the fuck!" he snarled. "Who was the imbecile who left his fighter in the landing area...?"

Yamaguchi gently placed a hand on Zarloos's shoulder. "Easy... who owns that?"

"Our.... guest.."

Yamaguchi turned to look at Zara. "Alright... why not move it and replace it with a Hanger Queen... one that can still fly.."

"Commander... you are not serious?"

"Why would I be not serious at this point?" Torilla inquired. "I want to... make some artwork of my own..."

"Right then... I'll get the spray cans," Zara smiled with evil glee.

Zarloos turned back to his post as he went about seeing to the Commander's request as he quickly had the fighter moved and a rather broken down looking hangar queen was put in its place. "The fighter in question has been moved.. its over there." he indicated with his paw.

"Excellent." Torilla commented.

"I still think we should grafitti his fighter. That way when he gets it back, he'd rather take the deck queen," Zara snickered.

Torilla had yet to sit down. "Shall we then?"

"All righty... Everyone who wants to piss off Phoenix's bratty brother, grab a paint can," Zara called out to the pilots and deck gang.

Torilla watched as various people began to move paint cans to where the fighter was located. "Alright, start painting."

Eight Ball went to the nose and wrote in big letters "I Love Pakled Wang!"

Torilla Yamaguchi stood before the fighter as she watched various other people adding their own graffiti to it as Elizabeth Yamaguchi came over. "Mind if I add my two cents?" she inquired.

Torilla shrugged. "Go for it."

Elizabeth picked up a can of spray-paint as she began adding her own two cents. Torilla peered over her daughters shoulder as her eyes widened but she said nothing, she honestly had no idea that her daughter hated this guy.

Elizabeth finished a moment later. "What do you think?"

"Very juvenile." Torilla examined it. "What did he do to piss you off to this level?"

"He hates Phoenix..She gave my siblings life..." Elizabeth's answer was brutally simple as was the imagine that she had drawn, it was of a giant wang in the throes of orgasm.

"I think its time you and Phoenix had a chat...." Torilla said quietly.

"Yeah.... I agree mom..." and with that Elizabeth handed her mother the can of spray paint so she could add her own artwork.

Zara meanwhile started to paint: I Love Johnsons on the nose of the fighter.