Your Looking Purple Today

Posted on Thu Feb 27th, 2020 @ 7:33pm by Commander Moni Nasao PhD & Lieutenant Commander Kthaara 'Leadfoot' Taavoro

Mission: Mission 24: Open Secrets
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1200Hrs - February 2nd, 2391

Ktharra 'Leadfoot' Taavoro was not having a good day. First, he tried to get some time in the simulators, but couldn't for the life of him as it constantly kept playing those stupid porn videos every time he started a run. His attempt to go to the holodecks flopped badly, as they refused to play what he wanted. Then he just decided to wind down with a sonic shower, only for the thing to deposit purple dye all over him. Then he tried going to the starbase, for it to rain on him. Trying to use a hairdryer didn't work so well, the thing was set way too hot and now he just looked like a walking purple fuzz ball, with his very long fur standing up on end.

Walking up to the bar he said," Romulan Ale please."

The bartender gave Leadfoot a funny look but handed him a shot glass and a bottle of ale, saying, "With all the ale I've gone through in the past two days, I'm surprised there is any left."

Leadfoot didn't say anything as he poured a shot, then proceeded to down it in a single gulp. Setting the glass down, he noticed Moni Nasao sitting next to him, her fur also colored purple. "Got you too huh."

Moni Nasao sighed as she looked at the purple being next to her. "Barkeep... the strongest thing you have?"

"You're in luck... my last Romulan ale..." as he handed her the glass. Nasao accepted the glass as she downed the entire glass in one go. "Alright.. something else... I don't care.. anything... I look like a Terran Christmas tree ornament."

"You still look-"

"Barkeep... please?" Nasao commented.

Leadfoot shook his head and downed a second shot, as the bartender went to the back room. Leadfoot shook his head saying, "Some people just don't understand what it's like to have fur.

"No kidding... They laugh and they point and call me funny names... and I want to claw them and bite them and ...." she sighed. "I need to get laid.."

Leadfoot down a third romulan ale, then just took a chug straight out of the bottle. Setting the bottle down, he commented, "Well, I can't argue with that one."

Nasao turned her head as she regarded him. "Really..." she accepted her drink when it arrived as she drank half of it. "Are you doing anything later on?"

Leadfoot gave up on the shot glass and just took swigs from the bottle directly, saying," Well, thanks to the stupid ass computer virus, I'm not doing nothing but gettin drunk and twiddling my thumbs."

Nasao regarded him as she gave him the once over. "Well...if you're interested... we could pass the time together..." the Caitian commented. "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Leadfoot looked at the Ale, then looked at Moni, knowing that due to his genetic defects he cant actually impregnate anyone, so he said, "Oh fuck it why not."

Nasao was not expecting this. "Alright... your place or mine?"

"Whichever is closer," Leadfoot replied, the alcohol starting to hit him as he took another big swig of Ale.

Nasao polished off her drink. "Alright.. lets go.." and with that, she rose to her paws and led the way out of the lounge, Leadfoot right behind her.