Hammer and Sickle

Posted on Thu Feb 27th, 2020 @ 12:42pm by Commander Tienn Iteela & Commander John 'Nuke Em' Sheridan & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Commodore Siaxx "Bluemoon" Dvald-Vaxx MD

Mission: Mission 19: Taking out the Garbage
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1000Hrs - December 22nd, 2390

Teval stretched his arms, and then said, " Well, I'm going back to the bridge Torilla, so see you later."

Torilla smiled as she picked Teval up before giving him a big hug. "Thanks for dropping by Teval." she replied cheerfully. "Its always nice to see you guys.... drop in anytime..."

Teval then left the Quarters with Wukari, Hakaya, and Karryn. Wukari left with brightspot to her quarters while Hakaya went up to the pod. Teval and Karryn rounded the corner, and found Mickey Bremer, still stoned out of his mind an drooling on the floor.

Teval nudged the guy with his foot, and got no reaction at all.

"So what are we going to do with this tub of lard," Karryn asked.

Teval tapped his combadge, saying," Teval to Lieutenant Sheridan, your security guard for Torilla's quarters, is lying on the floor completely stoned off of Klingon cigars."

Sheridan was busy processing some paperwork as he face palmed, he then looked at his immediate superior, Commander Jacen Saint with a simple nod, assuming he'd heard it too. "Lovely." he then tapped his combadge. "Teval, thanks for letting us know... No need to bother him. We'll handle him..."

Jacen had been walking through the outer offices of the Station house when he heard Teval reporting in about the guard who was supposed to be guarding Torilla. It was really more of a formality than something that was actually needed, but hearing that they were dead stoned. "Who's on the detail Sheridan?" he said in a coolly calm voice, an icy edge to it as he stopped stood in front of Sheridans desk.

He was quietly considering his options at the given moment and his course of action would be really decided by the information he would be given.

"Michael Bremer" Sheridan looked at the duty roster as he frowned. "I could have sworn I put Jewel Darts name up there.." he narrowed his eyes. "I think I need to change the passwords and edit the security lockouts to protect against tampering with the roster..."

Jacen nodded as he sighed as walked into his office and came back with a jump drive for Sheridan and dropped it on his desk. "Upload the program on this to your system, Intelligence standard variable shift encryption program...unless they have a couple dozen dedicated server rooms full of Bynar built computers, they aren't breaking this. Use it to keep the rosters and other file tamper free."

He then considered what to do about the Bremer.

"Who's the next officer that is supposed to be on duty?"

Sheridan plucked the jump drive. "Alright." he commented. "and the next officer on duty is... Petty Officer Jewel Dart."

"Jewel Dart?" Jacen said as he frowned, he was sure that they had assigned her to be the guard on duty for Torilla. He shook his head as he grabbed a PaDD and looked up the backup change log for the duty roster. "Damn it, she was supposed to be the officer on watch....she must have changed the log...alright Sheridan, get Tokugawa up to the XO's quarters to take over watch duty and then take care of Dart while I deal with Bremer,"

He turned and headed for the door "I'll be in sickbay getting a little surprise for our inebriated friend...he's going to hate being how sober I am going to make him."

Sheridan smiled. "Consider it done." he commented before he tapped his comm badge. "Sheridan to Tokugawa, get over to the Exec's quarters and guard the door..." he commented.

"Yes sir." came the response.

Sheridan smiled. =^=Sheridan to Dart" =^= he commented but there was silence. =^= Dart, respond! =^= he paused. =^= Computer, locate Jewel Dart? =^=

"Corridor Nine, section Four, Deck Six." came the response.

"Computer... find me her lifesigns... now where is she?"

"Jewel Dart is located on Holodeck Four."

Sheridan smiled as he tapped his commbadge. =^= Sheridan to Saint, found her.. she's on Holodeck Four, she dropped her comm badge off in the living quarters on deck six, section four. =^=

=^= Then beam the Petty Officer directly into one of the brig cells, I don't care what state she is in. She starts bitching, seal the cell. =^= Jacen said as he stood in the turbolift catching a few strange glances directed his way, which he promptly ignored.

Sheridan smiled. "On it... consider it done."

He stepped off the lift after closing the channel and walked through the doors to sickbay. He grabbed a nurse "I need to speak with one of the doctors."

Tienn nodded. "Right this way sir."

Siaxx was in her office, chatting with Sokanon. "Alright... any questions?" she looked up as she spotted Jacen standing at her door as the Caitian shook her head. "Alright go to it. Yes Jacen.... you look angry.. whats going on?"

"Oh nothing...I just need a hypospray loaded up with the most powerful anti-inebriation agent you have, got me a Bremer to deal with and I want him suffering." Jacen said with a forced, but pleasant looking smile that just got sweeter the more he talked about dealing with a Bremer.

Siaxx slowly smiled as she rose to her feet. "Okay... thats easily arranged for you." as she cracked open her medkit as she selected the medication she was sure he would want. "Injecting him with this will leave him as sober as a priest on sunday." she then gave him a grin.
"It will also leave him with a rather potent sensitivity to sound... I assume you have no objection...?"

"Absolutely none, we are teach him an object lesson today doctor." he replied with a slight smile as he watched her.

Siaxx handed him the hypo. "I wish I could be there to administer this myself... but I will not deny you the satisfaction or the fun you're going to have in dealing with that beached whale..." she paused. "did I say that last little bit aloud?" her smile widened. "Oh dearie me... I must be slipping." she regarded Jacen. "Do enjoy yourself and if.... you need him medicated for... whatever you need... please let me know." as she winked at him.

"I didn't hear anything," he replied with a nod of his head as he accepted the hypo spray, checking the dosage before he looked down at the blue skinned woman. "Oh if he needs any further medical attention, I'll be sure to let you know doc...thanks for this."

He gave her a short salute and then left sickbay and made good time to where the Bremer was. Siaxx's analogy was an apt one as he lay on the ground giggling and pawing at the air while a pair of security officers stood watch over the fat man. "Alright sunshine, time to rise and shine cause I am about to make you hate your life."

He pressed the hypo to the man's neck and then stood up, waiting for a handful of minutes as he saw the effects of the drugs increasing. He turned and clapped his hands loudly a couple of times. "Hey fat man! how you feeling today?"

Bremers pudgy eyes looked at Jacen, but he didn't say anything, just giving a low moan of fear. Trying to move as fast as he could, he attempted to get up and run away, however his shoelaces where tied together and he fell flat on his face.

"That's fine, I'll give you plenty of reasons to be running Fat Man...where is your brother Little Boy?" he asked while motioning for the security guards watching him to pick the man up. "Doesn't matter, you two are so deep in the shit your eyes are going to be turning brown."

Just then Jimmy Bremer rounded the corner with a permanent marker, a bucket of paint, and a dildo, when he spotted Jacen. He panicked and tried to turn and run away, but tripped over his own feet in the process, spilling paint everywhere.

"Oh hey Little Boy," Jacen said in a completely too happy tone as he came over and pulled out a pair of zip ties, dropping his knee into the man's back as he restrained the man's wrists behind his back. A moment later, he hand the man up on his feet as he picked up the dildo and smacked Jimmy across the face.

"So Little Boy, whats with all the toys? Raiding one of the ladies quarters again or is this from your own personal collection?"

Teval, whom was in an adjacent corridor in his own quarters, heard the loud thump, and both him and Karryn investigated. First thing he saw was Jimmy Bremer on the ground, restrained by Jacen, with paint all over the floor. Mickey was being restrained by two other security guards. Tevals fur stood on end, he absolutely hated the Bremers, with all the trouble they have given him.

"I should have figured it be these two fat tubs of lard, again," Teval spat in the Bremers direction. Not wanting anything to do with them, Teval simply said to Jacen, "If something was to happen to these two, I saw nothing."

"Oh plenty is going to happen to Fat Man and Little Boy here, but it is going to be some of the most boring and tedious punishment I can think of and they will damn sure be unable to be even remotely in the neighborhood of stoned while cataloging every micro-fracture in the superstructure of the ship. If that doesn't do they trick, then things will get creative."

Teval shruggd, "They're in your department, so deal with them how you see fit. Though personally I'd just rather see these two get kicked out of Starfleet the moment we make port again." Teval then left the area, not wanting to even be near the Bremers anymore.

Jimmy Bremer just gave a low moan, while Mickey didn't do anything.

"Let's go boys you have a date with a blue doctor who is going to love making sure that you sober up." Jacen said as he led the way to sick bay and the beginning of the Bremer's punishment.

Siaxx was now sitting on a biobed, humming a tune softly as she was doing some paperwork when she spotted Jacen enter with a massive officer who she assumed was named Bremer. "Oh." she commented. "And why pray you tell me... why are you standing before me?" Siaxx inquired of the massively overweight person.

The Bremers just looked at each other, but didn't say anything.