Idiots

Posted on Tue Feb 25th, 2020 @ 4:46pm by Division Admiral Thomas Lasky & Commander Moni Nasao PhD & Post Captain Tirion Fordring & Chief Warrant Officer Ryi "Taffy" Amlari
Edited on on Tue Feb 25th, 2020 @ 4:46pm

Mission: Mission 15: Old Ghosts
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1210Hrs, December 7th, 2390

Meanwhile back up in the hangar bay, Teval looked at the fighter with the giant hornets nest in it. hitting a few commands on the console, he had the isolated area evacuated of oxygen and flooded with CO2. After about 30 minutes, Teval was satisfied that they where all dead. He turned to Fordring, so what poor sod do we want to assign the task of cleaning that thing out.

Fives raised an eyebrow as he regarded the fighter in question. "Mmm... I have sixteen pilots in second wing who have pissed me off recently... and four guys in first..." he commented.

"You wanted none of the crewmen Bremer's back up here." Fives added.

Teval gave the matter some thought, then responded to fives," You know, that's an idea, but they must be under supervision to clean this mess out."
Teval gave fives a wicked smile," I leave the choice of supervisor up to you."

Fives raised an eyebrow. "Considering they can't shoot and they are almost worthlessly useless... I would tend to disagree.." he paused. "However. I will assign them to..." he paused. "Fordring."

Fordring who had come over to see Fives for new orders. "Sir."

Fives frowned. "I hate being called sir... do not call me sir ever again Chief." he replied, without malice in his voice

"As you wish sir." Fordring replied evenly.

Fives sighed. "Anyway... I'm going to have the Bremers brought up here... keep them out of trouble... and out of everyone's hair."

"Will they be armed..?" Fordring asked.

"No... no to thee fuck no... if they bring a phaser... hurt them..."

"Willdo."

Teval went to where whitetail was, whom was with the raccoon and the fox. "So whats up with these two.

Whitetail responded thoughtfully, Well the raccoon is near fully grown, it is a little skiddish, though it is calmer than I expected. All things considered, however it may still be too wild to keep as a pet, so i recommend we simply release it back into the wild. But the fox here." Teval noticed it was very small, very much still a kit.

"Id say that this little guy isn't old enough to be properly weaned yet, he wont survive on his own," Whitetail continued, as the fox kit playfully nipped at his finger.

"How is he," Teval asked.

"I'll be taking him to sickbay here pretty soon to find out."

Teval waited around for a little while, while whitetail took the fox kit and the raccoon with him. A short while later, the two Bremers showed up, escorted by Moni Nasao.

Moni Nasao looked enraged as she growled as she regarded the assembled people. "So... whats going on...?" the angry Caitian inquired politely.
Teval was the one to meet Moni, and pointing to the dead hornets nest," They can clean that mess up."

Nasao regarded the hornets nest. "Indeed.." the Caitian paused as she gently prodded the two in the back with her claws. "You heard him, get to it.." she hissed.

Fordring tapped the Caitian. "A moment please El Tee.?" he turned and led the dark Caitian over where they could chat in peace. "With all due respect El Tee... stop intimidating them, we need them to work and but be so petrified that they crap themselves okay..."

She nodded. "Okay... I'll lay off then. my poor nose.."

Teval decided to pull the still angry caitian back, figuring that the last thing she needed was to be near them, while fordring got the bremers to clean up the hornets nest. Predictably they whined about it.

The two Bremers went to work as they complained about it. Nasao growled at them to silence and motivate both men.

She took her eyes off of them for two seconds as one of the large hornets struggled to remain alive, it buzzed its wings as Micky screamed, he lept up as he began waving his arms around, screaming at the top of his lungs, he then tripped as he climbed out of the cockpit.

On his way out, he disengaged the landing gear, and the fighter fell to the deck with a loud ban. Many of the deck crew jumped into the air because of the sound, as Jimmy Bremer found himself being shoved into the hornets next headfirst, his shrilly scream was cut off in mid scream.

Teval couldn't help but laugh at the incompetence of these idiots. All things considered, due to the condition to the fighter he wasn't too concerned about it getting any worse.

Fives sighed softly. "How did these two nut jobs survive in starfleet." he inquired as he spotted a pilot heading their way, this one was an Andorian so he didn't know her.

Fives turned his head. "Teval, lets bring over the large crane to pick this bird up." he commented.

Teval went to the crane controls, and with the help of several techs they managed to get the landing gear reset, and once they where done, Teval had the techs put the fighter on jack stands as well so the bremers couldn't make the same mistake.

Fives noticed that the Andorian pilot was now approaching. "Howdy Pilot. Who might you be?"

"I'm doing fine, can't wait to start flying", she replied.

"Well that might be awhile." he commented. "Who.... who might you be?"

"I'm Ryi Amlari Sir."

"I'm Fives... please don't call me sir.. ever again." he responded, without malice in his voice. "I never liked the formality that goes with it." he added as he looked her over. "You got your paperwork for me?"

"Oh, yes sir, er fives. Here is my PADD."

Fives accepted her paperwork. "So... Ryi..." he commented. "Welcome to the 181st Air Wing." he commented. "You'll be in my second squadron. flying the number six bird... see that Gorn in the corner?" Fives pointed him out.

"go see him..." and with that Fives grinned. "Don't worry... he won't bite..."

"Oh, sure. Thanks GULP"

Fives chuckled. "He won't bite..."

Meanwhile Nasao was keeping a careful eye on the Bremers as she stood. "I want to claw you, to tear your heart out." she commented. "you understand right?"

"Umm.... yeesir." Jimmy responded, clearly terrified.

Nasao growled as she wanted to motivate them a little more.

Teval looked at the infuriated caitian and said," Hey, lets go to the tower for a bit, you look like you could use a drink."

Nasao turned her head. "A wise plan..." she responded. "Anything to get me away from these rat basterds.."

The two of them left the main deck area, while the bremers continue to complain and whine about how disgusting all the dead wasp larvae where. soon after entering the tower, Teval asked," So what do you want." As he looked at all the spirits that Anastasiya kept in the minibar.

"Something strong, I want to forget the last couple of days happened..." Nasao admitted. "I hate those two idiots that I got saddled with..." she sighed as she sat down.

Nasao regarded the minibar with her golden eyes. "What do you have.... I forgot to ask.."

Teval showed her the rather extensive collection of alcohol's and said, "Pick one."

"That one... the dark one in the corner." Nasao commented. "It looks like its from home.. Caitian Honey-wine"

Teval picked it up, grabbed a couple of glasses,, and poured some out, giving one to her.

She accepted the glass before taking a sip, she instantly started to relax. "So... who do I thank for this taste of home"?" she inquired

Teval took a sip himself, "Well, Anastasiya normally runs the bar, but lately we have all been contributing to the collection."

Nasao nodded. "I'll make a donation too.." she responded as she polished off her drink. "Mmm... good. mind if I get another?"

Teval simply handed her the bottle, while he continued to sip on his.

Meanwhile Fordring was watching the Bremers work while they were trying to clean up the Hornets and the nest.

He watched as one of them whacked one of the wings, right before a chunk of the armor plating fell off and landed on the deck plating with a loud crunching sound as one of the Bremers began hopping up and down on the one foot.

Fordring sighed. "Idiot... it missed you."

he sighed softly. "Still... you did manage to really break this bird.."

Hakaya came over and looked at where the plate fell off, and she noticed that the welds that held the plate in place where rusted to hell. That's when she pulled fordring back a bit and said quietly, "Yeah looks like there is some serious rust on this bird, I think its a write off too, but keep these idiots working to clear that hornets nest anyway, I want them to suffer."

Fordring smiled. "Consider it done. They ain't leaving until this bird is gleaming.." he commented with a rather sadistic smile.

Hakaya simply nodded and watched as the two idiots worked as slowly as they could, every now and then complaining about it being gross. Then by some random miracle, a couple of more lively hornets flew out of some hole, and mickey completely flipped out. Stepping on his brother and causing him to go face first in the mess, mickey clumsily fell off the fighter, and not looking where he was going, ran off and into the fighters wing, knocking himself on the ground in a daze, while his brother received multiple stings from the very few live hornets left.

Jimmy was able to pull his face out of the Hornets nest as he turned and tried to run away, only he tripped over the body of his brother and went down, flat on his face.

Fives sighed. "More live Hornets... Chief.. would you mind?"

Fordring drew his Phaser as he fired one blast into the small hole where the nest was located, the blast fried the entire nest, which began to smoke ever so slightly.

Hakaya casually grabbed an extinguisher and put the small flames out while the two bremers laid there groaning. Hakaya then gave the extinguisher to fordring.

One of them instantly woke up while the second remained motionless. "Oh fuck me!" Fordring commented. "Have his worthless ass to sickbay..." he didn't seem too bothered. "rise and shine.."

Another person came over, This one carried a medical kit. "Lets have a look... what happened?"

"He ran head first into one of the wings," Hakaya said in disgust.

He opened his tricrder. "yep, cracked skull... Sickbay needs to handle this one... I think Doctor Dvald is going to want to kill this guy for interrupting her day off."