Bremer Encounters Nye

Posted on Mon Mar 2nd, 2020 @ 3:28pm by Lieutenant Commander Heather LaMonica & Lieutenant Konrad Anjou

Mission: Mission 41: The Changing of the Guard
Location: Various Locations - USS Argonne
Timeline: 0900Hrs - August 20th 2391

Mickturb Bremer walked into the hallway of the Argonne, along with Krotch Mitch, the two enormously overweight and very drunk private having just arrived on the ship the day prior. Mickturb wondered loudly," Well, i wonder what this ship will be like."

"Who cares," Krotch mitch replied, "lets go to the bar, I need a drink."

The two privates waddled over to the ten forward area, but before they could make it there, they rounded a corner, and Muckturb, completely not paying attention, ran straight into Colonel Lucas Nye, knocking both of them over. Krotch Mitch looked at them, looked at Darius Snee, realized what their ranks where, then squealed and threw a padd, hitting snee square in the face, then ran off down the hallway, but didn't make it more than a dozen feet before tripping over her own feet and landing flat on her face.

Nye stood up and had a look of disgust on his face. "What the hell are you?" he asked, as if not believing they could be marines.

Bremer slowly climbed to his feet, heaving his massive bulk of the deck. A look of horror came across his face, he tried to answer, but the sheer amount of booze he had drank finally came up. He then puked all over Nye's shoes.

Nye looked in horror at his boots. He then looked at Bremer with rage in his eyes. "Alright you little piece of Ferengi shit, I don't know what jack wagon let you into the marines but I'm going to make it my personal duty to see that your sad life is a raging hell. Tell me you little scrotum pimple, what is your name?"

Bremer let out a loud burp, then attempted to make up a name," Um, Im Pat Weber sir."

"Well Private Weber," Nye shouted. "Your life is going to be torture."

Snee stepped up. "Sir, let me take his picture with my PaDD so another Weber isn't punished because of this disgrace." Snee offered.

"Good idea." Nye replied. "Wouldn't want the wrong man punished for this slug dick." And with that Snee took Bremer's pic.

"Who is that piece of whale shit?" Nye asked Bremer.

Meanwhile Krotch Mitch picked herself up from the deck. And looked over at snee, then attempted to get up, but tripped and fell down again. bremer meanwhile started to slowly edge away

Snee ran over to her. "Don't try and run! You can't get away from me!" He shouted like some sort of important person. "I want you name! You fucked with the wrong person!"

Krotch Mitch rolled on her back, then kicked Snee in the balls with a loud crunch, then got up, punched snee in the face then attempted to run away.

Snee stayed on the ground curled up in a ball. "My balls! My balls! My balls!" he continued to scream. "I'm in so much pain! Why did she hit my balls!"

"You little sissy, shut up!" Nye yelled at Snee. "Nye to security: there is a fat woman running away from me on my deck. Find her and throw her in the brig. Also send a team to my location to pick up a Pat Weber. In either case, don't be gentle."

Bremer meanwhile then tried to run away, but tripped over snee. His forehead smacked into Snees face and his knee landed with considerable force on snee's groin, crushing his balls again.

Snee let out a high pitched shriek. Nye quickly moved to Bremer and grabbed him by the back of his collar. "I have never run across a sad piece of shit like you Weber!" Nye yelled at Bremer. "Try to run again and I'll beak your fat neck!" Nye's face was now beet red.

Bremer squealed loudly like a frightened little girl. flailing his arms wildly, he didnt watch where he was stepping and stepped on Snee's face. Bremer shrieked," I sawy masta i sawy, I be good now."

Snee cried in pain again. "He bwoke mwy nowz! Da bazderd bwoke mwy nowz!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Nye shouted at Snee. He then turned his attention to Bremer. Nye wanted to punch him but he couldn't as he found the fat slob just too pathetic. "I'm going to do something bad to you. I'm not sure what that is because nobody has ever pissed me off as bad as you have." Nye told Bremer.

Bremer just whimpered pathetically, then the booze got to him and he puked again, some landing on Nye's arm and the rest landing on Snee's face and upper body.

Nye looked at his arm in disgust. He then threw Bremer at the security detail that had just arrived. Before leaving, he gave Snee a swift kick to his stomach.

Snee again shrieked in pain. "Why? Why Dwid you kwik mwe?" the wounded and vomit stained man cried out.

Kargnov, the security chief held Bremer at arms length. "What species are you?" He asked the fat, drunk, stinking wretch.

Bremer looked at the tellarite," ub, im not a pig face species like you."

Kargnov laughed at Bremer. "Thank you for the invitation." He than slammed his forehead into Bremer's face. He looked at his two security officers. "Beat him like a cheap Orion slave girl. We will say he tried to escape."

Bremer fell back from the headbutt, he collapsed like a stone on the floor, the back of his head hitting snee's nose one last time. Bremer was out cold.

"wait until he come around before you beat him." The Tellarite told his guards. "And find that fat women. She shouldn't be hard to locate."

Snee cried out again. "Dey bwoth hit mwe. Dey hid an owffizewr."

Kargnov looked back at Snee. "Shut up before I break your jaw." He then headed off, stepping on Snee's hand in the process. Snee cried out again.

Krotch mitch came running back around the corner, tripped over Snee and Bremer and landed on both of them, while Aleksei Sergeyev casually walked around the corner commenting," Huh, why did she run away from me like that." He then looked at the Scene before him commenting," Wow, hey Snee how do you feel."

"Iw weed two gwo two swikbway." Snee struggled to get out.

Aleksei walked over to Snee, saying," Damn, whomever did this to you was a professional. Alright you sniveling little rat, you get your wish." Aleksei tapped his combadge," Flight Commander Sergeyev to medical, beam Captain Darius Snee to sickbay."

Aleksei smiled as Snee was beamed away, then looked at the other two, "holy crap you two are fat."

LaMonica came the other way as she skidded to a halt. "My goodness... What on Reach, happened here?"

Aleksei, shrugged," No idea."

Snee beamed into the sickbay. Anjou looked over Snee. "You must have done something nasty to get your beating."

"Weeve Mwe awone. Iwm Howyt." Snee told Anjou.

"Okay, okay. Just hold still." Anjou told the man as he went to work. He pulled out several instruments and got busy.

An hour later Snee came out of his sedative. "I feel better. Not not as stupid as you look Anjou." Snee told him in a covered insult.

"Thank you" Anjou replied. "Just a couple of things. First, you cannot smell through your nose."

"But I can smell just fine." Snee replied, a little puzzled.

"Really?" Anjou's ears shoot up. "Because that would indicate brain damage and I would be required to have you committed to a mental ward."

"Oh, I was mistaken." Snee replied.

"Very well." Anjou told him. "Another important concern. How often do you masturbate?" He asked.

"What...uh...uh...never!" Snee nervously answered.

"Really? Come on now. Everyone does it now and then." Anjou told him.

"Not me!" Snee shouted.

"That is good my friend." Anjou replied. "With the condition of your testes, one hard masturbation could cause your gonads to explode."

Snee grabbed his crotch. "Oh, good thing I don't do that."

"Good, well you can go back to duty." Anjou told Snee with a smile. As Snee left the sickbay Anjou turned to his nurse. "That man causes casualties rather than minimizes them. I hope he only hurts himself but I fear that I will be wrong."

The nurse nodded. "He's also a stupid reject.." the small Bolian woman responded softly. "Maybe I should...wait no." she then shook her head. "He is not worth it."