Gone Sideways

Posted on Sun Mar 1st, 2020 @ 11:59pm by Division Admiral Thomas Lasky & Lieutenant Commander Kameron "Foehammer" Solusar-Yamaguchi & Post Captain Keyan Fardreamer

Mission: Mission 37: The Troubles and Tribbles
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1300Hrs - July 14th, 2391

Flight Officer Kameron Yamaguchi was in a foul mood as he regarded the scattering of tribbles on the deck. "Why has nobody collected these vile things!?" he inquired.

Camshaft chuckled. "This things are great... Hey Foehammer... think fast." as he shied one at the other guy, it hit Kameron in the face. "Camshaft.... I'm going to hurt you."

Fives approached as he picked his way through the tribbles to watch Kameron fire one tribble at Camshaft before he bitch-slapped Camshaft across the face.

Fives sighed. "Really guys.?" he shook his head. "Guys?" he said quietly as Kameron hooked Camshaft's leg with his own before he took Camshafts legs out from under him, there was a soft wet splat sound as Kameron sighed. "next time idiot... it'll be your face."

Fives sighed. "seriously Kam..."

"Elizabeth had a rough night... I didn't sleep well."

"Ahh... well at least you two sorted it out.."

Meanwhile Camshaft collided with Abbado. "Hey, Watch it shithead!"

Fives face-palmed. "Are you fucking kidding me!"

Abbado looked at Camshaft, monkey Wrench in one hand and Cigar in the other, "You looking for another ass beating."

"Watch where the fuck you're going asshole." Camshaft growled. "Or-"

"Okay. enough... two you. over here... the rest of you.. go over there.." Fives growled as he turned and led the two men. "Whats this about... every time I turn my back... you two keep getting into it. Its always you two.. or you and Kameron... or you and someone else. What the fuck is your deal Camshaft.... when you came here, you were the happy guy... now you're turning into an asshole and I have fucking had enough of your shit." as Camshaft turned his head, right before Fives belted him once across the face. "What the fuck is wrong with you!"

Camshaft in response went for Fives.

Fives had about one second as he relized Camshaft was serious, he was out for blood as Camshaft crashed into him, Fives threw him over his shoulder.

Camshaft collided with a fighter before he leapt off as he landed on Fives a second time, Fives smiled. "You fight well."

"I hate you all." Camshaft responded, blood in his eyes as he went for Fives, throwing a flurry of moves at him, Fives's response was to fall back on his shaolin monk training. "Come on Camshaft. stop fucking around and hit me..."

Camshaft's response was to do exactly that, his fist smashed into Fives's chest and Fives went down, Kameron charged into the fray as Camshaft went down, under a tangle of arms and legs.

Kameron found himself being picked up and thrown off as Camshaft got up. "Come on.."

Fives slowly got up. "You need to find new outlets for your rage Camshaft... I can help you... if you wish."

"Wait... you'd teach me?"

"Your skills are unrefined... and you did beat me at my own game..." Fives responded. "If you want.... I can help."

Camshaft paused. "A new outlet would help....."

Kameron sighed softly as he pulled the cigar he had secured behind his ear, before he asked Abbado for a light.

Abbado pulled out an old style Zippo lighter and handed it to Kameron, watching what was going down. Meanwhile Teval walked onto the hangar bay asking," Whats going on here."

Abbado shrugged," Camshaft being a shithead as usual." He then looked down at Teval, noticing that Teval's fur was in much better condition than it had been over the past couple of weeks. It was no longer matted and didn't look like a pathetic unkempt mess.

"Well you don't look like so much of a mess anymore," Abbado commented.

Camshaft paused as Fives answered. "A little hand to hand training... nothing serious Teval." he responded. "Mr. Camshaft showed me he was skilled in the martial sciences after hiding it... why he hid it... is beyond me... and you look better then you have in quite some time."

Camshaft continued to hold his silence as Kameron handed the zippo back to Abbado, he took a drag of the cigar as he smiled. "I see why you like these.." he said to Abbado.

Abbado put the lighter back in his pocket, "They work real well."

Kameron took a puff of his cigar. "I'll get one from our next starbase layover... any one I should go for or avoid?"

Teval looked at the scene saying," Uh, huh, well then I suggest you take that off the flight deck then, you guys don't want to get run over by a landing fighter after all."

Fives nodded. "So.. whats on your mind Teval?" he inquired. "I got used to seeing you look like you were half dead... what happened?"

Teval didn't give a straight forward answer, "Eh nothing much really, just going through a rough time."

"Fair enough." Fives responded. "Alright.. guys go find your squadrons. I'll brief them all on todays plan in a moment." he responded. "Shadow, stop that."

The cat that Fives had addressed a busy batting a tribble around as she heard his voice, she then turned and went up him, leaping onto a ladder-way nearby and then onto his shoulder. "Alright.." he responded.

Teval shook his head, "Silversnow has already eaten several of them."

Shadow made herself comfortable on Five's shoulder as she peered down at the tribbles. "Yeah... Torilla and Elizabeth's cats all have been feeding very well from what I hear.." Fives commented. "Shadow here has been feeding well too."

Wukari came up to the hangar deck holding a purring Brightspot. As she passed by Teval, he gave brightspot a rub." Well He looks happy doesn't he. He's about 9 months old now right."

Wukari nodded, "Yep he is. Every time I go to bed, he cuddles up with me at night."

Teval looked down noticing Wukari's bulging belly, "Right thanks to Peeves Zarloos got you pregnant didnt he."

Wukari nodded," Yep, two of them."

Fives raised an eyebrow. "I hadn't noticed." he admitted. "Congratulations... I think." as he placed Shadow on the deck, she went over to one of the tribbles before she sniffed at it, she then took a swipe at it with her claws.

Wukari shrugged, Well it want really intentional, it happened about 2 months ago when peeves set a box of klingon cigars on fire in the air vent."

Fives smiled. "I remember... Elziabeth Yamaguchi was...mean." he paused. "that woman is just evil. how does Kameron stand her?"

The cat complained as she was busy hunting one of the tribbles.

Brightspot managed to free himself from Wukari and ran straight at the tribble that Shadow was after, snatched it up and ran back to Wukari with the tribble.

Shadow complained as she turned and went after Brightspot, intending to retrieve her tribble.

Brightspot dropped the tribble at Wukari's feet and meowed at her. Wukari just picked up brightspot saying, "Why are you bringing me a tribble."

Shadow protested angrily before she moved in and recovered her tribble.

Fives sighed softly. "I think Shadow is hungry... considering she won't need to go far for dinner."

Wukari rubbed brightspot's ears, whom cooed in response. Teval just shook his head saying," I don't think we have enough cats to control the tribble population though.

Fives regarded the cat. "Shadow.. come on." and with that he went over to his office, with the sign saying "No Trespassing. Violators will be Violated." the word 'violated' was written on some tape which had been taped over the word 'prosecuted'. Fives sighed as he noticed the sigh changes. "Idiots." and with that he went into his office to pick up a PADD and to drop kitty off.

He then went over to the desk, obtaining the PADD and then he departed as Shadow curled up on her bed.

Varkon and Cyrin both wandered over, with Cyrin commenting," The tribbles have gotten out of hand on the ship there are so many."

Teval nodded, but then noticed something was about to go Awry when badbri perwhore came over and approached camshaft, looking in a bad mood.

Fives nodded. "I know... the cats on the ship are eating well but thats about it." he suddenly noticed Camshaft and Perwhore. "Oh fuck."

Perwhore growled. "Fucking Camshaft. you are such a fuckong looser... where'd you get these little shits from!"

Camshaft rolled his eyes. "Seriously shithead.... get lost you fucking cow."

Wukari looked over at Perwhore saying, "Seriously, this woman again, ugh, hate her."

Perwhore flung another dozen or so swearwords at Camshaft who fumed but otherwise did nothing, which was shocking strange for him.
'please hit me. please give me the excuse.' he thought to himself.

Wukari sighed while Varkon commented, " Hey Teval, you want me to put her in the dunce chair."

Teval shook his head, "Nah, let camshaft whup her ass first."

Camshaft sighed as he backhanded her once. "Silence. I am DONE fucking with you!" the sound of the smack echoed off into the distance. "Either stop fucking with me OR I WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP!" his voice started going up in tone until he was screaming in her face.

Perwhore shoved him back, Camshaft went for her, murder in his eyes as he smashed his fists into her, knocking her onto her ass before he kicked her once and then he went down before he began driving his fists into her chest.

he felt Fives intervene as he pulled Camshaft off of perwhore who looked like she had been ran over by a flock of wild animals. "Shit Camshaft..."

Teval then came over and sighed," Camshaft, you really should show some restraint." turning to Fives, he said," Camshafts yours, its up to you how you want to handle it." He then tapped his combade saying, "Teval to Sokanon, can you come to this location, we need you."

A soft mewling sound could be heard. "Oooh course." came the female female. "On my way.... do I have work to do... how delightfull"

Teval looked at the mess of badbri perwhore, saying," Wow, thats a mess," as perwhore groaned in pain.

The door opened and in came the Caitian medical officer. "What happened?"

Camshaft responded. "She provoked me, running her mouth.. she then hit me...I.."

"He was defending himself. Perwhore attacked him." Fives interupted.

"I see.." Sokanon responded as she shrugged. "Okay. leave this... failure to me."

Fives tapped Camshaft on the shoulder. "With me." he said quietly as he walked over to the second squadron briefing room. "I saved your ass today... it'll be the last time time... clean up your act... I mean it Camshaft... or I will start discharge paperwork on you...you want to keep the command you earned, then show me you're worth it... go breif your guys."

Camshaft nodded before the two men parted company as Fives returned to the mess.

Teval went up to the tower with Cyrin, Varkon, and Wukari without saying anything.