Blue on Blue Dog

Posted on Sun Mar 1st, 2020 @ 8:10pm by Division Admiral Thomas Lasky & Lieutenant Commander Kameron "Foehammer" Solusar-Yamaguchi & Post Captain Keyan Fardreamer

Mission: Mission 36: The Crusade Against the Infidels
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 0900Hrs - June 28th, 2391

Flight Captain Keyan Fardreamer growled. "What the fuck is this!" he snarled. "Clean my fighter up you shithead." he yelled at Abbado.

"Oh... wrong move.." Kameron Yamaguchi muttered from across the hanger, he settled in to watch this. "Entertain me guys... kill him." Kameron muttered.

Abbado, cigar in mouth, looked up at Camshaft, as he stood up slowly. Casually taking the cigar out of his head he commented," Whats the matter, got tired of admiring yourself in the mirror, so you come down here to be a pest."

"Oh, anything you can do.... I can do better." Cam,shaft retorted.

"Oh really." Foehammer came over. "Morning Achille." he greeted the older man with a smile. "Camshaft, are you making an ass of your....why are you covered in cat fur?"

Camshaft sneered. "That fucking Caitian..." he suddenly stopped.

Abbado casually put his cigar back in his mouth, saying, "Well, in fact, you can do something I cant do.".

Foehammer chuckled but didn't say anything.

Camshaft meanwhile reacted to it. "And whats that... beat you in how may kills I have.."

"Which is close to zero, at last check."

"Fuck you!" Camshaft got into Foehammer's face but Kameron for his part didn't flinch.

Abbado shook his head, "No airhead, you can get your manhood taken away by a woman, that is something I could never accomplish."

Foehammer winced. "Oooh. that's insulting."

Camshaft went for Abbado. "You little bitch, I'm going to fucking hurt you."

Foehammer backed off, giving both men space.

Abaddo dodged the first punch, but the second punch sent his cigar flying, prompting Abbado to go, "You son of a bitch, that cigar, it was cuban, Now you've pissed me off." Abbado threw the wrench down and delivered a powerful uppercut on Camshaft, lifting him off the ground.

Foehammer took a moment to go and retrieve the errant cigar as he watched the fight end with the classic Abbado brutality. "Thats gonna hurt. Achille, your cigar." Kameron handed the fallen cigar back to the petty officer.

Abbado took the cigar back, put it in his mouth and relit it, while Teval, whom saw the whole thing stormed over, shouting, "What are you three doing." Teval looked at Abbado, looked at Foehammer, and looked at the moaning camshaft on the deck, then said, "Foehammer, Camshaft, take your asses up to see Fives," Abbado, you're staying here."

Foehammer turned and went off to Five's office, without a care in the world as Camshaft followed him.

Fives was sitting at his desk, doing paperwork with Shadow hanging out as she lay on his desk in her cat bed that he placed there deliberately for her.

The doorbell beeped as Fives turned his head. "Enter"

The door opened and Shadow lifted her head before letting out a loud angry hiss, she bared her claws and raised her hackles. "Camshaft... Foehammer... What, pray you tell me brings you to my office... and Camshaft... why do you look like you got raped by a lion.."

"That's not fucking funny Fives.." Camshaft growled angrily.

"Do you see me laughing.." Fives replied in a deadpan voice.

"Well... we've been sent here to see you because Commander Teval yelled at us..."

"I see.." Fives responded. "So... what happened?"

"Well.. you know how it is Fives.." Foehammer responded.

"Assume that I don't.." Fives responded. "But allow me to guess... Camshaft, you yelled at someone and they beat you for it... Abbado I assume or Crosshairs or any one of another half dozen pilots... Tell me you didn't fuck with Fordring?.."

"No... I didn't talk to Fordring." Camshaft responded. "Abbado was disrespectful to my status and position. I called him on it.."

"With your fist..." Foehammer muttered as Camshaft growled. "You little shit-"

"Enough!" Fives snapped loudly. "You... run the hanger, twenty times.." he said to Camshaft. "Go now... if you're longer then an hour, I will come after you."

Camshaft sighed as he started jogging out of the office as Fives regarded his apprentice. "Sit."

Foehammer knew better than to argue so he sat down in the chair selected for him as Fives sat back. "You... disappoint me... Kameron," he said it quietly. "I hold you to a higher standard then many of these pilots... you got the chops to become a Wing Commander and a General someday... so allow me to give a small piece of advice... Because I have been watching you over the last few days and you've been provoking people, getting into fights and ending other fights..." Fives commented. "Keeping you out of trouble is starting to become a full-time job and I grow weary of it... The next time you come in here because someone sent you, for whatever reason... I'm going to send you to the Brig... for a week... do you understand me?"

"Yessir."

"My patience is very inelastic, stop trying to stretch it... and Flight Officer... This... will be my last word on this subject... so I suggest you go spend some time in the simulators... or go take your wife somewhere and fuck her senseless or so something... but I am tired of seeing you getting into trouble...."

"Yessir."

"You've been in trouble more in the last week then in the last year..." Fives responded. "and I know your wife is involved in the matter.. So I'm going to offer you a small piece of advice... go and think very carefully about what you want out of your relationship with her... because if you can't handle screwups that you both did... then you don't deserve her... Go run deck ten five times... " he sighed then he roared. "DISMISSED!"

Kameron fled as Fives gently picked up Shadow who could sense her companion's distress. "I'm going up to the tower.." and with that he secured his office and left.

A minute or so later. Fives walked into the tower. "Hey guys." he regarded the mixture of species present as they all greeted him in their usual way. Shadow however was usually the one that people showered attention on which Fives honestly didn't mind.

"Anyone seen Teval around?. I wanna get his thoughts on this little drama with Camshaft fighting with Foehammer." it sounded strange, even to him.

Teval came out from the back offices, saying," yeah whats up."

"What happened with Camshaft and Foehammer...?" Fives inquired as he gently placed Shadow on the table, where she sat down as she took in the sights of everyone present.

Teval shrugged, "Well from what Abbado, Winter and, Zekna told me, Camshaft went up to Abbado and started to give him shit. Foehammer apparently jumped in at some point to give Camshaft shit, and Abbado insulted camshaft, something about camshaft getting his manhood taken away by a woman. And as a result, camshaft decided to attack Abbado, and Abbado beat the daylights out of Camshaft."

Fives sighed. "I see..." he looked from left to right. "I'm going to ignore it... Camshaft needs to get his head outta his ass anyway."
he explained. "I'm more worried about Foehammer... he's got personal issues that are clouding his judgment."

Teval shrugged," Well, I'll leave it to you, though between you and me, I am not really going to bother Abbado, man has been promoted to and demoted from Petty officer 1st class three times before because of shit like this, nothing I can do will ever change him."

Fives nodded. "I'm considering sticking in Abbado for a promotion.." he slowly smiled. "For kicking the crap out of Camshaft... But you didn't hear that from me." his smile widened. "It would be for doing a good job, officially."

"Well, I've got no complaints about his workmanship," Teval replied, "He pretty much does the best job out of all the mechanics I have. To be honest, I do feel kinda insulted when people like camshaft come and insult his workmanship."

Fives nodded. "Fair enough.."