Adventure of the Bremers

Posted on Thu Feb 27th, 2020 @ 12:51pm by Commander John 'Nuke Em' Sheridan & Commander Luhanna Wintersnow

Mission: Mission 19: Taking out the Garbage
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 2200Hrs - December 23rd, 2390

"This is so boring," Michael Bremer complained loudly, now on the third day of cataloging every micro-fracture in the ships hull.

James Bremer started chuckling quietly as he had tied Michael's shoelaces together again. Michael attempted to move on to the next Microfracture, when he tripped and fell flat on his face, due to his shoes being tied together.

"You Asshole," Michael squealed and threw the tricorder at James face, giving him a bloody nose. Instantly the two fat brothers began to fight like beached whales when Jewel dart rounded the corner.

"You fat fucking idiots, get back to work," as she began to kick them. Fed up with her abusive nature, the Bremer's proceeded to bulldog her to the ground, and jimmy wrapped his hands on her throat, putting all his weight into crushing her throat, while Michael untied his shoes, then began to kick jewel in the side, hard. Jewel could only gurgle as the life was slowly choked out of her. After several minutes, jewel was dead, and the Bremer's look at each other, the realization of what they did just coming to them.

Michael then began to freak out, flailing his arms wildly," Shit Shit SHIT." What do we do now."

Jimmy quieted his brother by putting a hand to his mouth," Quiet, we will just get rid of her by recycling her in a replicator."

Mickey got a smile across his face," Oh and lets strip her naked too."

Jimmy smiled too, and both began to giggle as they stripped Jewel of her clothes, and did things to her body. Once their twisted minds where satisfied, they dragged the corpse to a replicator, and then putting jewel in head first, they hit the recycle button. Unfortunately for then, they only got as far as the head before the replicator began to protest.

"Whats wrong with it," Jimmy complained

"I don't know," Mickey replied as he hit the recycle button repeatedly, to no avail. "Maybe it just needs time to recover."

Chief Petty officer Kashi, whom was in engineering, noticed a power surge in the replicators near the brig. Then turning to Crewman Ruža Mudri, whom was playing games on her PADD, Sparky said," hey somethings wrong with the replicators near the brig, will you go check them out."

"But i don't wanna," Mudri complained.

Chief Kashi, fed up with the crewman's constant complains," NOW crewman, or you will be cleaning out waste extraction next."

Mudri rolled her eyes, and with as much attitude as possible, grabbed her toolkit and left.

The Bremer's where still trying to recycle the body 10 minutes later, and now they where getting worried," Oh shit, we broke it," Mickey exclaimed, now near panic, when Mudri walked into the area, screaming," Oh God, what are you two doing."

The Bremer's looked at each other, and then without further hesitation, charged at a frozen Mudri, bulldogging her to the ground. Mickey then choked her to death. Soon he realized what he had done, Saying in a panicky voice," Shit what do we do now."

Jimmy pointed at the wall, where an EPS conduit was," We will just use the EPS conduit."

Mickeys eyes widened," Oh, Why didn't I think of that.

"Because you stupid."

Mickey spat and squealed at him," I'm not Stupid."

Jimmy looked at him," Shuttup and help me with this."

The two of them dragged Mudri's dead corpse over to the wall and began to try and pry the conduit open.

"So, tell me more about the Akurian confederation," Teval asked Aerin as they wandered down the hallways near the brig section.

Aerin opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by a loud bang, and the lights all started flickering, then went out.

"What the hell." Aerin commented, looking at the ceiling as the emergency lights came on. Teval then noticed strange noises coming from the brig area and hushed voices, he then looked at Aerin, whom seemed to notice it as well. Teval went for his backpack, where his sidearm was hidden, and pulled the weapon out, as the two of them rounded the corner to investigate. A loom of shock came over their faces as the Bremers where attempting to pry open an EPS conduit, with a dead engineer next to them.

"What the fuck are you two doing," Teval shouted at the two Bremers, his sidearm out of their view. Aerin held onto his staff tightly. The Bremers looked at the two Kurokuri, then they got up slowly, and suddenly charged at them. Aerin however was, the quicker. He twisted the head of the staff, and withdrew from it a meter long blade, and he seemed to instantly appear next to jimmy, holding the blade across his neck. The Bremers squealed and Jimmy promptly voided his bowels, falling back on the floor. Mickey tried to run away, but Teval leveled his sidearm at Mickey, whom froze at the sight of the weapon.

"You two mind telling us just what you are doing," Teval ordered in a poisonous voice.

Jimmy looked at Aerin, whom still held the blade at his throat, and saw noting but lethal intent in Aerin's eyes. Jimmy never imagined that such diminutive creatures could be so scary. Teval, figuring he would get no answers, tapped his comm badge," Teval to Jacen Saint and John Sheridan, Bring a security team to the brig area, and bring a criminal investigation kit as well."

Jacen groaned as he heard his badge beeping as he searched around on the floor, before tapping it as he listened to Teval and catching the hard edge to his voice as if he were chewing on hull plating. "For fuck sakes, what have those two jackasses done now?" he asked the air and not to anyone in particular despite the fact that Luhanna Wintersnow was lying asleep in bed next to him. He started pulling on his clothes as he spoke =^= Copy Commander, will be there in ten... =^=.

He was securing his holster to his thigh as he left his quarters and with each step he had a sinking feeling about what this was about, especially since it was happening while the Bremers where supposed to be cataloging all of the micro-fractures in the superstructure.

Sheridan sighed as he sipped his drink, something he was having while he did paperwork as he tapped his comm badge. =^= Confirmed. On my way. =^=

Teval and Aerin, satisfied that the Bremers where not going to do anything stupid, they put their weapons away, though Teval left his bag open so he could easily access his handgun if he needed to. Neither of them said anything for a few minutes, as they saw Jacen was the first to approach.

Jacen walked through the doors to the holding cells and came up short at first as he took in the scene before them. Clothes were scattered everywhere, most of it belonging to women and while Jacen was fairly certain that the Bremers weren't moonlighting as crossdressing hookers, then shuddered as his brain refused to process that particularly revolting mental image. As he started forward again, he caught the sight of the naked and headless body of the morbidly obese Jewel Dart, stopping momentarily as he stopped to consider the smoking wreck that was once a functioning replicator.

In a few more strides he had passed the brig cell where the body of another naked woman layed while the reinforced paneling over an EPS conduit was partial pulled away and the conduit itself had more than a couple of dents in its housing.

As he came to stand in front of the two cowering, half naked fat men he passed his gaze over them to Teval. "Do we know who the woman in the cell is?"

Teval nodded, The combadge belongs to Jewel Dart, However I made no attempt to identify the body for sure, I didn't bring my tricorder with me. The other Comm badge belongs to crewman Mudri, one of the engineers."

"How many women that fat do we have on board?" Jacen asked with a sarcastic and annoyed tone to his voice as the need for a drink was gnawing steadily at his psyche. He reached up and pinched the bridge of his nose when he heard the door opening again to admit his second and turned to look at him.

Sheridan came through the door, his kit in hand. "Oh dearie, dearie me..." he looked around.

"Yeah we have a right cluster going on here." Jacen said as he walked over to meet the other man half way "I need you to get a forensics team down here to process the scene for evidence and get a detail of four Security officers that you know will do their job to escort the Bremers to Sickbay so we can collect any evidence from them..." he trailed off as he turned his attention to the two fat men and barely resisted the urge to throttle both of them to an inch of their useless lives.

"Also we need to get a hold of some from Engineering to pull the logs for the Brig replicator, to find out just when the unit broke."

Sheridan nodded his head as he listed to the report, he had taken out a PADD and was jotting down notes, so he could reffer back to them.

"I want this done by the book, they are two worthless fat piles of shit, but I don't want anyone taking them on a walk around the block or them conveniently tripping and hitting a wall. All they need is a good defense attorney to use that and get them clear of the swords hanging over their heads. We clear LT?"

Sheridan looked at Jacen. "Clear as glass sir. it'll be done..."

Jacen turned away from the half-bajoran as he set off to take care his assigned task, his attention turn to Teval and Aerin. "I'm going to need to get statements from both of you in regards to what you saw...aside from your efforts to restrain them, did either of you lay hands on them?"

Teval shook his head, "No neither of us actually touched them, we just intimidated them. But otherwise, we where just going down the hallway when the lights blew out, and we heard loud noises, rounded the corner, and saw these two idiots attempting to pry open an EPS conduit. When they saw us, they charged at us, both me and Aerin drew weapons on them, and they quickly reconsidered their attack. I'm not sure if the security system caught that part though, the power surge may have fried the system in this area."

Jacen nodded as he made a mental note to make sure that Teval's open carry request had been approved and filed properly, then considered the issue of the blown out power in the brig area. "You are right, I'll have to get a reconstruction team on it to sift through the datalogs, see if any of the secondary system are intact."

Teval tapped his combadge,l saying," Teval to Ra'Vak, whats the status of the power grid in the brig area."

Ra'Vak took a few minutes to answer, saying," Commander, what the hell happened, the power surge in that area caused the port power coupling to explode. Damn near the entire power grid is a wreck now."

Teval shook his head, then asked," Do you have the sensor logs for this area, as well as the sensor logs for the replicator. And did the security system survive."

Another few minutes went by then Ra'Vak said," Yeah the logs are good, the security camera's are down, but undamaged, the recordings should be fine."

"Can you send them to Jacens PADD. They are needed."

Ra'Vak wondered just what the hell happened this time," Yeah, they will be there in a few minutes."

Teval nodded," Thanks," then closed the channel, and looked at Jacen, saying," Well there is your answers."

"Thanks for that one commander...will make this mess easier to sort out, if you and your friend want to head to your quarters you are both free to go, I'll contact you if there is anything else." Jacen said as he accepted a PaDD from one of the CSU officer to make a quick review of the footage.

Teval nodded, saying," Well, I might as well find Zara and let her know of the situation." He then left with Aerin to look for Zara. Teval the tapped his combadge, saying, Commander Vakar to Captain Tane."

No answer.

Teval tried again, getting no response. Going to the nearest computer terminal, he located Zara's combadge, in a jefferies tube somewhere. But her biosigns where near the captains mess, and moving fast.