Redshirts in the Snow

Posted on Thu Mar 5th, 2020 @ 2:54am by Lieutenant Commander Ajal Yamaguchi & Lieutenant JG Eric Davis & Post Captain Tirion Fordring

Mission: Mission 55: The Measure of a Woman
Location: Outskirts of the main City - Niven
Timeline: 0900Hrs - December 26th, 2391

Chief Warrant Officer Tirion Fordring regarded the smaller being before him. "Well hopefully these supplies will assist the locals with dealing with this ice age." he smiled. "Its great.. being in the snow.. I almost miss it."

Cyrin Yubo nodded," Yeah I have always felt at home in the snow."

Fordring smiled as a snowball missed his face by inches. "What the-" as he turned to behold several people having a snowball fight.

Cyrin looked over and saw two of his technicians, both pretty much failures, throwing snowballs at a third guy, pelting him relentlessly. The third guy, a fat overweight man in a purple uniform, indicating that he was tactical, squealed and attempted to run away. Cyrin shook his head, saying. "I am not interested in getting involved in that."

Fordring sighed as he snatched a snowball out of midair before he fired it back at his target which squealed loudly in fright more then pain before he went back to what he was doing. "Lets get these crates moved before those ... guys bring their snow inside."

Cyrin nodded and started moving one of the crates.

A few minutes later, the crates were all moved as Fordring turned back to Cyrin. "Okay... What now?"

Cyrin headed for the building. "We are needed to help out with one of the power substations, since it is having trouble."

"Sounds good. Lets go handle that." Fordring responded. "Do we need new medkits?" he inquired. "something to pester my wife about."

Cyrin nodded and led the way to the station.

Bae LaJosse turned and threw a snowball at Rae LaJosee except he missed and nailed Krotch Mitch full in the face, she went over and belted him one.

Briana pointed fingers and laughed at Bae saying," Ha Ha, you fat fuck."

Bae scooped up a large ammount of snow before hurling a snowball at her the size of a watermelon, it went crunch against her as she went flying, landing on her face in the snow. "Now who's laughing !"

Now thoroughly enraged Briana picked up a shovel and started chasing Bae, whom squealed and started running, hiding behind Rae' whom just stood there like a statue. Briana took a swing at Bae but missed and hit Rae, smashing the shovel to splinters, while Rae didn't even acknowledge the fact that he got hit by a shovel.

The bastard of Bremer watched with amusement as the area before him exploded into an all out snowball fight "What is your major malfuction!"

Rae LaJosse ignored the comment while he pulled out a joint, he then retrieved a large zippo before lighting it and taking a drag. "Mmm.."

Bremer saw it, he stomped over to LaJosee before slapping the joint out of his mouth. "Don't you eyeball me!. You stand attention!. You do NOT smoke... whose vile things ever.. you hear me scumbag!"

Rae looked down at the man before him, giving him a blank stare while his rage built up. When Bremer tried to yell at him again, Rae in an instant grabbed him by the throat and lifted him off the ground, while Bae and Briania got into a fistfight.

Briania kept ramming her fists into Bae's face and chests while he laughed at her.

Bremer tried to breathe but he found that he couldn't, as his world darkened he tried to fight off the man who had his fist around his throat. He kicked and lashed out but nothing worked.

Bremer failed to work his way free and he finally blacked out.

Rae casually walked over to a secludes area near a dumpster threw the unconscious man to the ground, then bent his arms and legs behind his back, tying them into a pretzel and breaking both arms and legs in the process. He then picked up the man and bodily threw him into the dumpster, then walked off, pulling out another joint and lighting it up.

Bremer blinked as he slowly woke up, he felt like he shouldn't be here but he began to move as a wave of pain lanced through him as he screamed loudly. He noticed it was getting dark as he looked up and what he saw was something about to land on him.

Bremer thought 'omigod omigod omgod... I'm gonna die...." and the impacty of the detritus landing on him, did kill him by crushing his body and smashing his skull.

Meanwhile Bae finally punched Briania once and she fell to the deck, he grabbed her before rolling her over as he smacked her once on her ass, this promoted her to scream as he shoved her face into the snow.

Micktenphail laughed at Briania and Bae's antics while Rae sat down in the snow somewhere and smoked his joint, completely expressionless.

Krotch Mitch snuck up behind Bremer before she yanked his shirt open and stuffed a large snowball down his back. "Haha.!"

Meanwhile Fordring looked at Cyrin. "I wish I had kind of time..." he indicated the redshirts who were determined to not do any work.

Cyrin just shook his head and moved on, not even wanting to pay attention to their antics, while micktenphail wailed like a little girl and ran around in circles, until he slammed straight into Bae and briania, his massive bulk landing on both of them.

Briania wheezed as she went the bulk land on her. "get... oddd me!" she demanded imperiously. "fatass." and with that he punched her for her coment. "You be nice!"

"Godamm.. you are fat.. Get off!" Briania responded.

Fordring sighed. "Come on skipper. Lets get back to the ship.." he commented.