Lady, Will You Lighten Up

Posted on Thu Feb 27th, 2020 @ 7:42pm by Commander John 'Nuke Em' Sheridan & Commander Moni Nasao PhD & Lieutenant Commander Elizabeth Yamaguchi-Solusar & Lieutenant Commander Toshnarr & Lieutenant JG Rachael "Ripcord" Yamaguchi-Cullen & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Director Tienn Gyce

Mission: Mission 25: Prudes Will Be Prudes
Location: Various Locations - USS Roanoke
Timeline: 1200Hrs - February 4th, 2391

"Ooh, now thats a good," One, Hakaya commented, chuckling, as the group watched a video of what was happening inside the Crazy Horse. Nechayev just had a fire suppression system go off while she was in a turbolift. Then it took her for a ride throughout the ship. Then they watched as the turbolift stopped suddenly and she face planted into the door. The door promptly opened and she stumbled out, dazed, into a group of terrified ensigns.

Zarloos chortled. "Oh this should be good." he commented as she crashed into one of the Ensigns, getting fire retardant foam everywhere. "I bet she smells like a rose."

The lower ranking officers promptly scattered as Nechayev started yelling. The best part was that Aerin was the one actually controlling the ship, and commanding it to torture Nechayev. But because of the virus, Nechayev had no way of knowing that. Teval looked around at the group. Hakaya, Zarloos, Aerin, Wukari and Karryn where all here watching the entertainment. They watched as Nechayev went into sickbay. However Aerin had beamed away the medical staff, and just had the EMH active.

Nechayev then yelled at the EMH, telling it to fix her injuries. The EMH, unfazed, proceeded to grab Nechayev by the arm, drag her over to the biobed, pin her to the biobed, and activate the restraining field. Nechayev tried to use her command codes to deactivate the EMH, but the look on her face, when it didn't work was priceless. Aerin then had the EMH replicate a Hypospray filled with norwalk, and then administered it to Nechayev. It then deactivated the restraining field, dragged her to the door, and bodily hurled Nechayev out of sickbay.

Teval looked at Aerin, saying, "Aerin, just what was in that Hypospray there."

"Norwalk," Aerin replied nonchalantly. Having had his fun, he shut down the video feed.

Zarloos regarded Aerin. "Aerin.... remind me to never piss you off..."
he chuckled. "make sure you record that.... we can sell it on the black market."

Aerin got up, saying," Well, I'm going to get the food from the other room."

As the door opened, Brightspot immediately bolted out the door. Just about everyone knew what he was after, he was horny and Wukari hadn't got him fixed yet. Immediately everyone went to go catch him. Unsure of which direction brightspot went, Tevan and Aerin went on one direction, Hakaya and Wukari another, and Zarloos went another direction. after several minutes of wandering the hallways looking for brightspot, Wukari, and Hakaya ran into Gyce in one of the hallways.

"Ladies," Gyce spoke respectfully as she braced herself on her cane. "Why are you running down the corridors?"

Wukari, somewhat out of breath, replied, "My cat ran off, we are trying to get him before something happens."

Gyce nodded as she took in the details. And also the state of the matted, patched, fur of Wukari. Then she noted Hakaya's state.

"While I understand the of you have been through a few ordeals to render you..." Gyce paused for a polite word. "indecent. I feel I have to insist the both of your return to your quarters to put something over your lady parts."

Wukari held up both hands which were still restrained in braces.

Meanwhile Aerin had caught up to brightspot. Or rather, the cat just stopped, laid down, then started rolling around on his back, purring. Aerin sighed, picking up the purring brightspot, "Kitty you are a handful."

Hakaya just gave Gyce a look, saying sarcastically, "Sure, my replicator is working just fine, let me go replicate some underwear so I can appease your delicate sensibilities."

"Sarcasm doesn't solve the problem," Gyce sighed. "If you need clothing, ask. I'm sure people have towels or bedsheets. Anything will suffice."

Rachael Yamaguchi who was wearing her flight suit came around the corner. "Oh hey Hakaya..." she smiled. "What am I .... wait.. who are you?" she said to Gyce.

"Lieutenant Benice," Gyce said, and moved so that she shielded the pregnant teen from the lady-part exposure. "How old are you, Cadet?"

"I'm old enough Lieutenant..." she responded. "Whats all of this about?" she inquired as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Hakaya rolled her eyes, "Complaining about my apparent lack of decency."

Rachael rolled her eyes. "Are you fucking serious!" she growled. "Oh give me a break..."

"And you are a minor, yes?" Gyce asked more directly.

"That depends on your definition." Rachael answered. "As far as my mother's people is concerned." the teenager commented. "According to human tradition... yes... what would I be in Bajoran culture?"

Gyce frowned at Rachael but did not respond to her. Instead, she hit her combadge, "Security? I need two escort pairs down here. One to escort Miss Wukari to Sickbay, to help unmat her fur. The other to detain Commander Hakaya Vakar and put her in the brig."

Up in the security office, Gunther got the message. He looked at John Sheridan saying, "That's unusual, I wonder what this one is about."

Sheridan shrugged before tapping his combadge. "Normally I would protest... but we're on our way." and with that he tapped his combadge. "Gunther. When you get a moment, have a look at the paperwork on Lt Commander Hakaya and see if this checks out... I don't know about you but something stinks in the state of Denmark and its not last nights dinner... "

Gunther nodded, "Willdo."

Sheridan nodded. "I'm going to go meet this... person... " he commented. "With Commander Saint on leave.. I'm in charge... so I want to meet this woman who thinks she can give me orders."

Gunther followed Sheridan out the door.

Meanwhile, Aerin was approaching with Brightspot cradled in his hand, just as Rachael gave Gyce her response.

Rachael rolled her eyes. "Is it because I'm a minor in your eyes lady... or is it because I'm a woman... Because... listen to me carefully El Tee.." the teenager got angrier by the second before she unzipped her flight suit and then peeled it off to reveal naught but her skin. "What... deal with it."

Rachael stood there, as nude as the day she was born. "Why don't you take a picture." she growled. "I'm not a child... and you're treating me like such..."

"Put your clothes back on, Cadet. That is an order," Gyce warned the young teen very respectfully.

Rachael's eyes glassed over as she sent a telepathic message to the other Yamaguchi aboard ship. 'I'm gonna be sent to the brig... along with Hakaya for indecent exposure.'

"I'll not say it again, Cadet Yamaguchi," Gyce pressed when the teen refused to move.

Ensign Elizabeth Yamaguchi lifted her head as a smile graced her lips. 'I'm on my way.' and turned to her companion. "Sir... we have a situation brewing."

Toshnarr regarded Elizabeth as he rumbled. "Explain."

"Lt Commander Hakaya is being arrested for indecent exposure and so is my sibling." Elizabeth briefly explained what she knew as a rather dark and malevolent grin appeared on Toshnarr's face. "Go... help your sibling."

"You sure Chief?"

"I will brief Commander Dvald. Go on already."

Gyce sighed as she reached behind her back and pulled out a pair of stun cuffs. "Put your clothes back on, or I escort you to the brig in these."

Rachael glowered angrily at the other woman as a second voice interrupted from behind Gyce.

"Indeed. You are aware that she is pregnant right?" Elizabeth Yamaguchi inquired as she crossed her arms while she glowered at the Bajoran woman in civilian clothing.

"Pregnancy does not make one immune to the law," Gyce countered to the young ensign.

Rachael never moved her gaze from Gyce, her rage burned in her eyes, she reached down and snagged her clothing.

Elizabeth slowly smiled. "You arrest her... you'll need to arrest me too... Lieutenant." she made the rank sound like an insult, before her eyes suddenly glassed over as she sent a telepathic message to her mother who was on the Starbase, visiting the Admiral.

"Your sister is inciting a riot and you want to go to jail for aiding and abetting the act, Ensign?" Gyce asked rationally. "Be smart here, Kid. No one needs to kick dirt."

At that time, Senior Chief Petty officer Gunther Von Estling showed up, with John Sheridan behind him. Gunther Asked, "OK. whats the issue here."

"Cadet Yamaguchi is trying to cause a scene because I am arresting Commander Vakar here showing her privies to a minor," Gyce answered very respectful. "I have tried to reason with both parties, but instead, the Cadet here appears to have called reinforcements. Thus escalating a matter far easily solved without a building crowd."

Gunther looked at Rachael, whom didn't have a scrap of clothing on her, and also looked a little pregnant, then looked at hakaya, whom was missing the fur on her crotch area, then looked at wukari, whom was missing whole chunks of her fur, and just simply put his palm to his face.

First, he went to the source of the problem, Hakaya, saying, " Do you have your medical profile on you."

Hakaya shook her head," No its in my quarters."

Teval then walked up with Aerin, carrying a padd. Handing the padd over, Teval said," Here it is."

Gunther took a good look at the profile, and the sighed, saying," That's what I thought." He then turned to Gyce, saying," While I cannot say much about miss Yamaguchi here, regarding Commander Vakar, Their profile states that due to the thickness of their fur, they are not required to wear clothing of any kind as wearing clothing ruins their bodies temperature regulation. The exceptions listed is when in a Chemical, Biological, or Radioactive contaminated environment, in which they are required to wear the normal hazmat gear. The other exception is any job related hazard gear, as required by the job in question. The profile does not list any exceptions for missing fur. It does not say anything about them being subject to nudity or vanity laws."

"And there are laws that state that minors may not be exposed to private body parts," Gyce countered. "I am not asking her to wear clothing. I'm asking her to cover up while in the presence of minors. She was given a warning before and failed to respect minors."

Rachael raised an eyebrow before she pulled her underwear out of her flight suit, then she slipped her undergarments back on. "You're just a Headhunter... Put a sock in it..."

Gunther sighed as Moni Nasao walked up, and Gunther turned to the Caitian, giving her a very specific look. "Moni, Can you please take miss Yamaguchi to the brig for now, I'll fill you in later."

Nasao nodded her head. "Mmmm... Ms Yamaguchi... if you please?" she inquired.

Rachael reached down as she picked up her boots before she turned and walked off, her elder sister falling into step behind her after giving Gyce as truly evil look.

"I heard that." Rachael said softly to her sibling.

"So what..." Elizabeth responded. "So long as she wears that uniform... We're allies... I hope she never takes it off."

Rachael raised an eyebrow. "You know the case could be made for you being insane.."

"Yeah.." Elizabeth commented. "Yeah.... I don't like people muscling my siblings around is something I won't stand for.... and you and Gabe know it..."

"Yeah... plus I did get you involved."

Moni Nasao walked the two Yamaguchi women into a turbolift. "Deck Thirty eight."

Meanwhile Commander Torilla Yamaguchi came around the corner as she regarded the retreating forms of her two daughters. "So... what am I interrupting?" she inquired as she looked at the Bajoran in civvies and the security officer. "Chief... Would you mind bringing the curious up to speed?"

Gunther sighed, getting increasingly annoyed, "Well Commander, Lieutenant Benice is trying to arrest Commander Vakar for public indecency," as he pointed at Hakaya, whom wasn't even bothering to cover up the fact that she was missing fur. "Your daughter had showed up, and decided to strip off all her clothing in protest. While i am stuck with having to arrest your daughter, I am at least trying to make a case for Hakaya."

Torilla slowly smiled. "So... let me get this right..." as she ignored the Bajoran in civilian clothing, while focusing her opinion on the Chief. "Rachael was standing up for her friend.... Why was Elizabeth being arrested?"

Gunther shook his head, "She is not being arrested, she is just accompanying her sibling."

"Okay.." she responded. "Right... I'm going to go back to my leave... and fuck my husband senseless.." and with that said, she turned and walked off down the hallway, almost chasing her daughters, all the while completely ignoring Gyce.

Gunther watched as Torilla left, he then looked at Hakaya, then looked at Gyce, took a minute to recollect his thought, then said while holding up the padd, "Listen, until I get further clarification on the limitations of this profile, I am not going to be arresting Commander Vakar over this. And quite honestly, I fail to see what kind of harm she is doing to anyone anyway."

"She is breaking the law by exposing herself to minors," Gyce reminded Gunther. "While the medical ordinance is broad, the law regarding attire in public, is not, Chief. And as an officer in SFCIS, I am arresting her. She was given fair opportunity to comply. And since she has ignored the warning, an arrest is mandated."

Teval this time decided to speak up, "You really don't understand us do you. All you see is, oh my god a body part is showing. Rachael has the same goddam body part, she knows what one looks like, now explain just what harm is in Hakaya's vagina being visible."

"If you have problems with the laws that protect children," Gyce spoke fiercely, "then take it up with the lawmakers. But for me, I'm going to enforce those laws. Since no one else gives a fuck about the safety of children, Commander."

And with that, Gyce gently took Hakaya by the arm and started a limped walk toward the turbolift.

Suddenly, with a blink of an eye Aerin appeared directly in front of Gyce, blocking her path to the turbolift, saying with a cold voice, "Then explain, just what harm is being done to children, by seeing a random body part. tell me, just how is that risking the safety of children."

"People not of your culture, has deemed it inappropriate for children to be exposed to private parts," Gyce informed with pursed lips. "Now kindly move aside, Sir."

Aerin's eyes narrowed, "So what, so they can't be exposed to their own private parts, or the parts of a dog or a cat."

"Sentient lifeforms is the official term, Sir." Gyce shifted on her cane and glared back at him. "Let me pass, Sir."

Aerin glared at her, He seemed to move aside, however as he walked past her, he stopped, saying," Be careful of the hornets nest you just kicked over, your gonna get stung."

He didn't wait for Gyce to respond before looking at Teval, saying, "come on, I know who to talk to to get this shit straightened out." They left without saying anything else.

Gunther himself was infuriated, he hated when he couldnt do anything, and the worst part, he knew what kind of shitstorm was coming next. Without saying anything further, he left as well.

Sheridan regarded Gyce. "You are pissing on my turf.... Do you want my job... seem you seem to be doing my job for me..." and with that he drew his sidearm and his badge. "Here... Take em..." and with that he grabbed her hand and slapped his badge and sidearm into them. "I'm going home... " and with that he turned and walked off. "No... I;m going to the bar... so I can pretend this waste of an evening never happened." he growled as he walked down the hallway and into a turbolift.