Starbase Shenanigans

Posted on Thu Feb 27th, 2020 @ 7:18pm by Commander Moni Nasao PhD & Lieutenant Garry Smithson & Fleet Captain Torilla Yamaguchi & Company Sergeant Major Jeffery "The Mountain" Duval & Director Tienn Gyce & Master Gunnery Sergeant Chalan Fal & Staff Sergeant Yuri Grissom

Mission: Mission 24: Open Secrets
Location: Various Locations - Starbase 12
Timeline: 0900Hrs - February 2nd, 2391

Aerin needed something from the starbase that morning. What he got, was something he didn't expect. Walking onto the promenade, the entire starbase was in utter chaos. First thing he noticed was the fact that it was cold, probably no more than 5 degrees celsius. While this didn't normally bother him, what did bother him was the fact that it was somehow raining. While he normally would have turned back to the ship, it didn't start raining until he was in the middle of acquiring some food supplies he couldn't get from roanoke. So he found himself running back to the ship, soaked to the bone. Aerin looked at Karryn, whom was also soaked as well from the rain. As they entered the ship they ran into Gyce. He looked at Karryn, wondering if Gyce was going to fuss at karryn, for the fact that her fur clinged to her worse than a wet T shirt, making her lady parts visible.

Aerin absolutely soaking wet and his fur sticking to him like a wet tshirt, said to Gyce, "I really recommend that you don't go out on the starbase anytime soon."

"You buy may want to towel off before you get sick," Gyce counter-suggested. They were not the first people she ran into, soaked to the bone.

Aerin nodded, and both of them moved out rather quickly, both of the being cold to the bone. Shortly after, arriving in Teval and Hakaya's Quarters, they found that Teval seemed to suddenly have green fur.

"What happened to you," Aerin asked, as he grabbed a towel.

"Sonic shower," Teval replied indignantly," You."

"Its raining on the Starbase."

"Ah," Teval shrugged. Though he was still feeling a little down, he decided to check things out and left to go to the bridge. arriving on the bridge, He found Moni Nasao was looking sa bright vivid purple that day, "Got you too huh."

Moni Nasao growled. "Yep.." she looked down at herself as she was presently dyed purple. "purple is so not my colour." she commented with a growl.

Teval was about to say something else when he heard a transporter beam went off. He looked behind him and found Wukari materializing on the bridge.

"Dammit," She exclaimed. Teval noticed that her fur looked absolutely terrible, and looked like there where strings of bubble gum in it. Her fur was patchy, parts of it where at normal length, while other area's looked like they had a pretty close buzz. He also noticed that her privates where visible due to that area being buzzed.

Nasao looked at Wukari. "Ouch... even though I got coloured blue..." she sighed which came out as a soft meow.

Wukari sighed," yeah, getting bubble gum in your fur really really sucks."

"Who was helping you with that." Teval asked curiously.

Wukari sighed." Zarloos. First we tried washing it off with soap and water. That didn't work. Next was trying to cut it of with Buzzer, it broke about a fourth of the way through. Then we tried to beam it off, and now I am here."

Teval sighed, annoyed, " Well, I think cold Vegetable oil ought to work to get it off."

Wukari sighed," That's going to suck, But I've got nothing else to try."

Teval nodded, saying," Well watch out for Gyce, she might chew you out or something."

Wukari nodded, and left to try and get the bubble gum out of her fur.

Teval found himself staring at the viewscreen as one other ship, the USS Crazy Horse started pulling out of the dock, when suddenly, the ship stopped and the warp core and the anti matter pods all started ejecting.

Teal asked tentatively, "Isn't that Admiral Nechayev's ship."

Smithson nodded his head. "Older Excelsior Class.... yep." he responded. "She's going nowhere."

Teval raised an eyebrow," I smell a storm coming."

Meanwhile an unholy hell was brewing on the crazy horse. The waste extraction system decided to regurgitate its contents into various areas of the ship. Nechayev was busy taking a shower, and the shower decided to drop blue goo all over her. It almost looked like Nechayev was getting a facial while having sex.

"What the fuck is going on on my ship," Captain Andrew Del Rio screamed at the chief engineer as he walked onto the bridge, covered in poo.

The rather nervous Lt. Commander Tobias Wilson replied tentatively," I don't know sir, I think its a computer virus."

"Well get it fixed," Del Rio ordered sternly, "and why did we stop."

"The warp core and the antimatter pods ejected themselves, sir," Wilson responded. "The computer virus has completely addled our computer systems."

Del Rio just put his hand to his face, as Nechayev walked onto the bridge looking like a smurf. "Just get the thing fixed," He replied in a stern voice.

"Who sent the virus? Where did it originate from?" Nechayev demanded as she entered the bridge in a rage.

Wilson furiously tapped in commands on the computer saying, "I'm not really sure Admiral, but it looks like we got it from the starbase." He tried to find out further, but the computer proceeded to lock him out and started playing more porn video's.

"Then find out," the admiral ordered, then went into the ready room to cool off.

At that point the entire computer core crashed and shut down every command console on the bridge. Wilson banged his head on the console, while Del Rio just sighed loudly and left the bridge.

Meanwhile in the Starbase, Chalan, Yuri and Duval where walking out in on of the bar's on the promenade, it was very cold and Snowing.

"What the fuck," Yuri commented, holding his hand out.

Duval raised an eyebrow as he looked up. "Well... this is... new" he reached down as he raked up some snow. "Well boys....We're not hallucinating."

Seeing one of the other Staff sergeants in the Roanokes marine complement, Staff Sergeant Samantha Walter, Chalan picked up some snow, made a snow ball, and while saying, "Hey Sam, catch," He threw the snowball at her. The snowball landed square in her chest, and the rather surprised Samantha looked at Chalan, got a big grin on her face, and said." Oh, so you want to play now, don't you, big boy."

Duval knew what was coming. "I guess...its gonna be like that" he commented right before he got pied in the face with a snowball. "Oh yeah." and with that he let fly with one at the first person he saw, right before half the promenade exploded into a massive snowball fight.